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Client: Can you access our [expensive and highly sensitive proprietary equipment]?

Site security: Do you have a key to that area

Client: Our keyholder is not on site

Site security: Then we cannot access that area

Client: It is SUPER urgent

Site security: Well if you’d asked six months ago, I could have used that flaw in your physical site security, but since we reported it directly to you and you-

Client: Oh awesome, we can do that then

Site security:

Client: Yeah we never got around to it lol

Site security:

Site security: We can access that area

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it's honestly such a shame that i dont live anywhere near the ocean

#FMLLLLLLLLLLLL #yearning for the ocean yet again #the sillies made me do it

do NOT go on the website of the author of one of your favorite books. lest you find out that in addition to being talented, they're also hot

#FMLLLLLLLLLLLL

when you completely neglect your apartment from thanskgiving to christmas bc you have three jobs plus a dissertation to write and are like it's fine I'll just use christmas break to reset and then your water tank starts leaking when you're halfway through a deep clean so now you have to call maintenance while your whole entire apartment is a disgusting mess :)

#i hate myselfffffffffff #it is like juggling seventy thousand things and all of those things are knives #also i just wanna say. i don't want to hear shit abt how adhd is a secret superpower and it's all just social discrimination that makes it #problematic #bc it literally makes me wanna die all the time and i would give anything to have a brain that functions even minimally better than #the one i have #fmllllllllllll