[butchboromir]

jack / he / 21

transgender & butch & punk & lord of the rings enthusiast & in constant communication with/receiving messages from my friend the universe

[butchboromir]

kind of tempted to just call the corporate number for the fancy grocery store by me so i can ask if they’re ever gonna bring back my beloved chopped italian hero sandwich

[butchboromir]

stats from today‘s shift

75 dollar plush manatees bought: 1 (it was like 50 with employee discount)

needohs bought: 2 (one for me and one for my dad)

needohs still in my possession: 1 (i gave mine away to a small child who was sad that we had sold out right before she was able to buy one)

[butchboromir]

order #420 at my bagel place. the universe smiles upon me this day

[butchboromir]

holy fuck everyone you have got to get in on EREN KAHN right now. this guy is going places for sure. RUNT is such a good song

[griffineatsbread]

honestly the kind of one sided love triangle in l&co is really funny to me because it's like

landlord with a tragic past

evil skull

[butchboromir]

if u hate lucy carlyle die by my blade

[butchboromir]

Carl: Remember, back on the first floor, when I crushed one of the murderdozer goblins to death with my mere bare feet? That’s when I think you first started to fall for me

AI: We…we can’t! The crawl -

Carl: If the crawl is unjust it should be broken!

Random Syndicate Citizen: His words… do they ring true?

Keith H's dad, mad: He’s trying to fuck the System AI!

[gay-pippin]

Hobbits that point at gay people

[butchboromir]

taking an averse childhood experiences questionnaire as someone whose experiences with abuse comprises pretty much entirely of institutional abuse is so funny. according to this i'm NORMAL <3

[gonzocoded]

have you guys ever seen the lord of the rings

[gay-pippin]

no whats it about

[gonzocoded]

gay love

[gay-pippin]

[butchboromir]

[butchboromir]

pinkshift playing in dc this friday? i WILL be there. someone remind me to buy tix later

[butchboromir]

🕯️sandwich of the month at the fancy grocery store by my house WILL be a chopped italian hero 🕯️

[butchboromir]

bbq chicken tender wrap :(

[butchboromir]

🕯️sandwich of the month at the fancy grocery store by my house WILL be a chopped italian hero 🕯️

[butchboromir]

holy traffic batman. idk if i’m gonna make it to work on time tbh. which normally idgaf about but i‘m opening today & also i wanted to get donuts for breakfast & now i‘m not sure that’s on the table

[butchboromir]

ok i actually made it to work earlier than usual and i had time to buy donuts. fuck yes

[butchboromir]

holy traffic batman. idk if i’m gonna make it to work on time tbh. which normally idgaf about but i‘m opening today & also i wanted to get donuts for breakfast & now i‘m not sure that’s on the table