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[fnafsbheadcanon]

Very very stupid silly thing (ft frisk of Undertale)

Frisk: Take my hand, Gregory.

Gregory: Um, I’m kinda afraid of intimacy.

(Source: JimmyTimmy Power Hour)

Don't worry Gregs holding hands can be plantoic too

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: Oh man! School is gonna start soon. I don’t want to go back to school.

Cassie: We had a good summer Gregory. I mean you live in the pizzaplex.

Gregory: Yeah but, I don’t want to go back to studying for exams while beyond around me has fun.

Vanessa: That isnt the worse thing about school Gregory. The worse thing is them not teaching you how to do taxes, buy a home, or hell not teaching you anything about the real world.

Gregory: why do they teach a dead language over taxes it dumb!

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: bitch

Vanessa: what did you say?

(A few moments later)

Gregory (in timeout): dang it

The is the consequence for what you done.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Dr. Rabbit: I don't know what The Dark Wizard sees in you. You're weak.

Vanny: You're literally a child.

Dr. Rabbit: No, I'm a doctor.

Vanny: In stupidity?

Dr. Rabbit: In misogyny.

Vanny: I-

Vanny: What?

(No but fr, Afton had the most beef with the female characters in FNAF. If he was a misogynist, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually was and the MIMIC was like "oh shit that's kinda dope" and went along with it)

To the surprise of nobody the British murder doesn't support woman rights.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: I cannot BELIEVE your favorite animatronic is a narcissistic, badly dressed, grudge-holding, overgrown DOG. I thought I knew you better than that. Cassie: At least mine isn't a massive crybaby who is great at academic problems, but can't understand basic social behaviors...without apologizing frequently. Gregory: Whatever.....sorry for saying "badly dressed", you're wearing her merch. Cassie: It's okay. Gregory: You definitely wear it better. Cassie: :)

Typical besties behavior

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Freddy: Continues to badmouth Halloween

Gregory and Monty: Somehow starts the Skeleton War

They started the skeleton War by hacking into Undertale and cloning a bunch of papyrus for their army

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: Hi, I’m Gregory and I’m here for my driving appointment.

DMV worker: You’re here for your…driving test?

Gregory: I know I may look young but I am actually 20.

DMV worker:…

Gregory: I have my doctors note to prove it. Hands her a crumpled note and she gets it.

DMV worker: okay, it looks like you got it online and removed the logo and had it signed by a “Freddy Fazbear” Gregory starts to sweat.

DMV worker: Nevertheless, I don’t know what the hell this document proves.

A staff bot pretending to be a dmv worker: But sir he have a car!

DMV worker: WTF THE FUCK

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Monty somehow ends up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras everyone thinks he’s wearing a realistic gator costume. What shenanigans will he get up to?

*Monty would definitely get himself somehow on top of one parade floats and would drive nose into a crowd trying to crowd surf yet unfortunately end up missing the crowd and end laying face down on the cold hard ground. *

*Get himself banned somewhere at least once *

*Chill with real actual gators in the swamp *

*Would 100 percent go on a helicopter and probably the time of his life up in the sky *

* go on a vampire tour but probably get bored after while since horror isn't really his things and would leave hour later *

*The least dangerous thing he would do besides the tours is this: *