#fnafb 2

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this is what probably happened in afterstory.

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Biblically Accurate Toy Chica

I watched Phisnom's Five Nights at F---boy's stream recently, and it made me really think of the sheer, iconic absurdity of the series. Hostile party hats, Toy Freddy having a kid with Splash Woman, Enragement Child...and of course, the move sets. These games just wouldn't be the same without the animatronics' goofy skills. Special mentions go to Caffeine Revival, Mama Bird, and all of Toy Freddy's skills. They're so weird. I love them.

Anyway, I realized that the names of all of Toy Chica's skills end with "Wing," so I decided to take it literally and give her a wing for each skill. It gave me something to do at work during my breaks, anyway. :p

Captions for those who need them:

Toy Chica, levitating and preparing to revive Mangle: Don't worry. I've got this!

Toy Bonnie: Is the floating really necessary?!

Human designs by pole-bear

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got bored so i decided 2 waste a few minutes making these

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Ever wondered about... uhhhhh... Michael Jackson? Yeah. Yeah you did. Yeah. Yeah you did. Yeah. Yeah you (Note: this strategy can be instantly fucked up by Michael Jackson using either Spread Bomb or his other move that targets everyone two times in a row, so don't get too shocked if you still get a bit fucked up).

A text version of the strategy used in the video can be found here:

Use Freddy (with Swag equipped, which you can do when the menu is opened in the DeLorean cutscene.) and 80's B.B. for dealing damage to Michael Jackson with the basic Scream attack. The only expection to this is if there are two dead party members, which in that case have them spam Cakes.

Use 90's B.B. and T. Foxy to either guard (if everyone in the party is alive and both 90's B.B. and T. Foxy have more than a thousand LP remaining), use a Large Pizza on themselves (if one of their LP has reached below or close to being below a thousand), or use a Cake (if anyone in the party dies).

When using Explode with 80's B.B. make sure to also use a Cake with Freddy on the same turn, this will ensure that 80's B.B. will be pretty much instantly revived without having to use up a turn.

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Hello, hello! Have you ever wondered how to annihilate a child? No? Yes? It doesn't matter, you're going to find out. There's no way out.

A text version of the strategy can be found below.

Step 1: Make sure T. Freddy, T. Bonnie and T. Chica don't have any weapons equipped. This is to make them less of a threat in the situation where Giygas B.B. ends up inflicting them with High. The only party member that should keep their weapon is Mangle, with it not really mattering if it's the Plastic Hook E or the Real Hook. As long as it can damage Giygas B.B. it should work.

Step 2: Engage the boss.

Step 3: Spam X-Large Pizzas when you only have T. Freddy in the party. This will make it much more likely that you will end up surviving the first part of this fight. Four X-Large Pizzas should work perfectly fine for this part.

Step 4: Once T. Bonnie ends up entering the party, begin spamming Large Pizzas with the both of them. This is to lower the chances of a really unlucky double Spread Bomb absolutely wiping out the party.

Step 5: Once T. Chica enters the party then the real strategy may actually begin. It is a simple one (but one that might also end up taking a while if you're unlucky). Here is what you should do with each party member during this step: T. Freddy: Keep guarding just in case Giygas B.B. ends up targeting him. Him taking hits for the party is pretty much the best he can do, although if another party member ends up dying then it is obviously recommended to have him use up a Cake. T. Bonnie: Spam Status Bomb. That's really it, he does not use any items for the most part, only guarding for TP or using Status Bomb. With this strategy we are specifically hoping for Status Bomb to end up inflicting the Poison state, since this is what the strategy pretty much comes down to, but Blind and High are both also very useful states to inflict. T. Chica: On permanent item/healing duty. It is recommended to keep everyone in the party above a thousand LP, since otherwise an unlucky Spread Bomb can end up dealing major damage. If there is no one to heal then simply just guard with her to avoid taking any big damage. Mangle (once she ends up joining the party): Also on permanent item duty for most of the battle. It may feel tempting to use Paravolt with her but for the sake of this strategy it is highly not recommended, especially since Giygas B.B. attacking T. Bonnie can be extremely useful for gaining quicker access to Status Bomb.

Step 6: Keep hoping for Poison. This is the most important step and the part that will take the longest, all you have to really do is just follow what I wrote for each party member above. It should take at least three Poison states before the LP of Giygas B.B. is low enough for the final step. It is recommended to either get his LP Bar to either be completely empty or only have a tiny bit of color remaining before moving on to the final step.

Step 7: Use Mangle's Electroshock skill to finally finish him off. Depending on how low his LP ended up getting (it will most likely be very close to 10% LP remaining) it should only really take 1-3 turns just using Electroshock before he ends up dying.

Step 8: Celebrate the slow death of a child.

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In Fuckboy's 2, the Save Import map (41) has one, simple event. It simply fades out the screen, activates switch 17 (ass) and transfers the player to map 43 (Show Stage, Dining Area).

It's a simple event. But despite that it also contains a second page that checks to see if the Puppet (27) is in your party. And this page has... dialogue.

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There exists a strange common event in Fuckboy's 2, that being ass (38). It's only function is to simply abort a battle, which is a pretty useless function for a common event to have since battles can be simply aborted by placing it as a battle event.

My only real explanation for this common event existing other than it being just a heavily unfinished one is that either the developers were having issues with aborting battles when it was placed as a battle event or simply just didn't somehow notice it as an option.

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In Fuckboy's 2, certain troops randomize the goldenchance (22) variable to a random number from 0 to 100.

If the variable ends up being either 6 or 75, Withered Golden Freddy will spawn and either: kill everyone in your party (6) or kill all of the enemies (75).

Managing to get a 75 and surviving the encounter will lead to goldenchance (22) picking a random number from 0 to 100 each time you enter any room in the pizzeria. If this number ends up being 50 then it'll spawn Withered Golden Freddy, who will chase after the player character and force them into an unwinnable battle if they get caught.

It is also useful to know that Withered Golden Freddy can only show up in a few specific troops, instead of being able to simply show up in all of them. The troops he has a chance of appearing in are:

Streamer α*2 (two Streamer α's)

Streamer β (one Streamer β)

Streamer β*3 (three Streamer β's)

Streamer γ*2 (two Streamer γ's)

Streamer γ*5 (five Streamer γ's)

Streamer δ*2 (two Streamer δ's)

Streamer δ*6 (six Streamer δ's)

Streamer Ω*2 (two Streamer Ω's)

Streamer Ω*7 (seven Streamer Ω's)