#fnf shitpost

[teacookiesandpeace]

Nene, do you like house cats or big cats (like lions, tigers, etc)?

NENE: Both

[sbtorms]

"So... how exactly did you do it?"

Frank Sinatra:

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

"I farted on your dad's balls"

"My dad is dead"

"Yeah he died of ball fart"

[us3rn4m3n0tf0und1170]

HELP THERES FNF ON MY FYP-

LIKE WTF NO-

[another-fanfic-haven]

Reactions to edgy reader singing Family Friendly N00s3 S0ng:

Sarvente: In God you'll find peace, don't ever consider taking your own life

Ruv: *awkward stare*

Garcello: *sobbing* You want to talk about this? I can always help you if you struggle...

Tabi: I knew you're into this edgy shit, but what the fuck.

Hex: No! No nononononoooo *bone crushing hug from a roboman*

Agoti: Finally! A man of culture. *proceeds to sing the original N00s3 S0ng*

[magma-loves-cake]

I know the Hypno’s Lullaby mod is incredibly dark, but all I can think of is ghost shenanigans with Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and Gold

Girlfriend: Can ghosts eat?

Gold: Maybe

Boyfriend: GF

Girlfriend:

Girlfriend: OH SHIT

Gold: ???

Boyfriend: GARCELLO HOLY FUCK

Gold: OH THAT GUY

Girlfriend: GHOST MCDONALD’S!!!

*****

Hypno: My recent victims won’t shut the fuck up

Boyfriend & Girlfriend: *In an angry tone* GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GET RID OF US YOU FUCKING PUSSY

*****

Gold: *In Unown* Boobs lol

Boyfriend: You’re literally 11 what the fuck

*****

Girlfriend: I’m gonna go haunt my ex ‘kay bye

Boyfriend: Wait, I have a better idea

Girlfriend: Huh?

Boyfriend: Let’s haunt Monster

Girlfriend:

Girlfriend: You son of a bitch I’m in!

*****

Garcello: Holy shit you’re ghosts now

Girlfriend: Wanna go haunt my dad

Garcello: Sure

*****

Hypno: GO AWAY

Girlfriend: *turns into a shambling pile of mush and bones, giggling like a madman* You wrought this sinner

Boyfriend: *Fucking turns into those things from Pibby* SUCK MY WEEN

Hypno: LEAVE ME ALONE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD

Boyfriend & Girlfriend: *Fucking sprints towards him* SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE US AND SPIT IN OUR EYES

Hypno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*****

Hypno: The fucking ghosts of my victims are driving me crazy

Imposter: Tell me about it

Hypno: Why?

Imposter: Because I can see them. They’re right behind you.

Hypno: OH GOD

*****

Girlfriend: Yo wanna see Tanner and Marie to see if they can help us ascend or something

Boyfriend: Better idea

Boyfriend: Let’s go to King

Girlfriend:

Girlfriend: I fucking love you so much

Gold: Can I come too

[indecisive-v]

i should probably be stopped

[galaxii-stara]

@azeriaa​ im the Biggest Simp of all time and im not about to hide my identity from public

if you want to simp for ur own character, go ahead im not judging-