#foam corner

[kickerofelves]

Harris' Foam Corner Supercut

[mulaneysbutt]

Hi everyone! I was asked by @idontreallyfuckwithcheese to make a  “Wi-Fi? Because Fi.” design similar to my “Creak Slam Sit” one. I decided to make a blue variation for some reason too.

check out the page on my Society6

it also comes as an art print! Hope you like it!

(also I’m going to donate any of the profits I receive from this one, or any future Harris-based pieces, to The Harris Wittels Scholarship Fund 💖 ) 

[b-e-e-l-i]

I jerked off on Mulholland Drive once, it was beautiful.

Harris Wittels

[radiofreeagent]

Harris :(

[mulaneysbutt]

"Well, if it's before midnight, I go with... the 2 Cheeseburger Meal and 10 Nuggets, with a Coke. Now I could get the Big Mac or the Quarter Pounder, but I like the ratio of bread to meat in a cheeseburger."

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“I just found out that McDonalds tortures their chickens; they boil them alive and slit their throats or something, and all sorts of crazy shit. But when I found this out I couldn’t believe it: that they use chicken in chicken nuggets, because I’ve never seen part of a chicken that is shaped naturally like a boot or an oval!”

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Harris: “I go back to her place with her. We do stuff... we have a session. One session. But it was good! I put everything I had into it. Oh, but prior to that I was at her house and it was a little chilly and she gave me a hoodie of the place that she works. It was a cool hoodie...

“So I’m wearing it and we do that and she goes to sleep and it’s 5 in the morning and I’m like ‘Man, I’m hungry right now.’ And I look out the window and I see that there’s a McDonalds, and I’m like ‘God, I could get a McDonalds breakfast.’ That’s always an exciting feeling.

Howard: “I know where she lives!”

Harris: “So I snuck out, with the hoodie (which she gave to me!). I got to McDonalds and I was like ‘What, am I gonna crawl back into bed and cuddle?’ I could just leave, why would I wake her up? Cause I’m gonna leave at probably 10 anyway. Why go back? I’ll just go home and get a proper night’s sleep. And I did that and then cut to her telling the story that she told all of out mutual friends, which was that I had sex with her and stole her hoodie....”

Kulap: “I mean she probably woke up at 11:01, saw that you were gone and then looked at McDonalds and it was too late for her to get her breakie.”

Harris: “Or she woke up at 5:01, looked out the window, saw me in the McDonalds drive thru and then peel off towards the freeway.

Kulap [laughing]: “With your middle finger out, screaming ‘I got you bitch!”

[knownweirdo]

Jack Sjunior will now forever be immortalized in this piece of wood. (A former tree)

[lucyford]

[ghostconch]

"I’ve said "I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again" before but I’ll say "I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again" again." - Harris Wittels, Harris’ Foam Corner