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Patrick: Hey, do you guys know what day it is?

Pete: Thursday.

Patrick: Thursday the?

Joe: 27th.

Patrick: Of?

Andy: April.

Patrick: Which is?

Crickets: *chirping*

Patrick: Guys, it's my birthday!

Pete: *le gasp* What!?

Patrick: ... You knew, didn't you?

Joe: What ever could you mean?

Patrick: ... There's a surprise party, isn't there?

Andy: What!? No! No surprise party that I know of. Do you know about a surprise party, Joe?

Joe: I don't know about anything.

Patrick: Where's Pete?

In other room:

Pete: *whispering into phone* Houston, we have a problem.

Elisa: *over the phone* Boy, you better not.

Pete: So what do you want for your birt-

Patrick: Purple!

Pete: ... Okay. What do you want in purple?

Patrick: An album.

Pete: I meant like a... smoothie maker or something.

Patrick: I. Want. An. Album.

Pete: In purple?

Patrick: Yes!

Pete: You sure you don't want a smoothie maker?

Patrick: Pete! Why aren't you wearing a shirt!?

Pete: I think the real question is why ARE you wearing a shirt?

Patrick: No, the question definitely is why AREN'T you wearing a shirt?

Patrick: What's that smell?

Pete: Smells gay.

Patrick: Pete! You can't just-

Ryan: Excuse you. "That smell" is my 'Love and Sunshine' moisturizer.

Pete: ...

Patrick: That's gay.

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