Incorrect Emo Band Quotes

These all totally did (not) happen in real life. MCR, P!ATD, FOB, TØP

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Gerard: Touch my Hello Kitty band-aid one more time!

Frank: *lightly pokes band-aid*

Gerard: *lunges for Frank’s neck*

Ray: My money’s on the short one.

Mikey: Deal.

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Josh: *is wearing a TØP t-shirt*

Tyler: You're a Twenty One Pilots fan? Name one song!

Josh: Tyler, I-

Tyler: Knew it! You are such a fake fan.

Josh: Tyler! I'm in the band! With you!

Tyler: Uh huh, likely story.

[stxrmqueen]

Just watched my school’s graduation and one of the girls’ middle name was, I kid you not, “Mclennon”. And you thought you were a Beatles fan.

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Brendon: I love all my bandmates. Spencer, Jon, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Ryder.

Ryan: Screw you, Bren.

Brendon: Only if you want to, Baby.

Ryan: ...

Spencer: *faints*

Jon: Well look what you did! Your gay killed Spencer!

[stxrmqueen]

Dear Bestfriend, I don't know where to start. First off I cannot believe that your still friends with me. Your just a wonderful friend and you make me really happy and help me with a lot of things. Thank you so much fren I want to be friends with you forever. You mean a lot to me. Thank you so much.

I didn’t know whether I should answer this on private or public, so I chose public (so that everyone can see what an amazing friend you are). Thank you for always being there for me, you’re truly the best. I can’t imagine my life without you.

[stxrmqueen]

Congrats on 300 @thepanicemo if anyone deserves it, it’s you.

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Pete: So what do you want for your birt-

Patrick: Purple!

Pete: ... Okay. What do you want in purple?

Patrick: An album.

Pete: I meant like a... smoothie maker or something.

Patrick: I. Want. An. Album.

Pete: In purple?

Patrick: Yes!

Pete: You sure you don't want a smoothie maker?

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Patrick: Hey, do you guys know what day it is?

Pete: Thursday.

Patrick: Thursday the?

Joe: 27th.

Patrick: Of?

Andy: April.

Patrick: Which is?

Crickets: *chirping*

Patrick: Guys, it's my birthday!

Pete: *le gasp* What!?

Patrick: ... You knew, didn't you?

Joe: What ever could you mean?

Patrick: ... There's a surprise party, isn't there?

Andy: What!? No! No surprise party that I know of. Do you know about a surprise party, Joe?

Joe: I don't know about anything.

Patrick: Where's Pete?

In other room:

Pete: *whispering into phone* Houston, we have a problem.

Elisa: *over the phone* Boy, you better not.

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APPRECIATION POST

Dear fellow BFFPBBUAPLKWIII,

If you are reading this, which you should. You know we recently had our one month friendiversery. This is something that we shouldnt take lightly. You are an amazing BFFPBBUAPLKWIII and i couldnt ask for amything better. To be honest without you i really dont think i would be here. You made me grow as a person. Made me smile when i was sad. Honestly it means so much to me that i foumd you and that we are still as close as day one. I hope to be your friend for months and hopefully years to come. You mean alot to me.

-Aaron

P.s. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

@emobandtreasure @finger-guns-for-hands

[stxrmqueen]

Aww, this is so awesome. I don’t know what to say, you are so amazing. There are no words to describe how much you mean to me. You are truly one of the best people I have ever met. Happy 1 month Friendiversary. @thepanicemo

[stxrmqueen]

New personal Tumblr. Better known as @emobandtreasure

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This is gospel for the fallen ones lovked away in permanent slumber

Knew it was you bruh.🍾🍾🍾

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Youre soooooo awesome duuude

You are soooooooooooooo much awesomer dude!!!!

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TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS CHAMPAGNE POURING OVER US ALL MY FRIENDS ARE VICTORIOUS

🍾🍾🍾Didn't know I had asks??? Don't know when this was sent, but you my new spirit animal bro.

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

[boganjunkrat-deactivated2017011]

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

[thefaginogion]

perfect (bisexual)

[negrocops]

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[laughy-sapphiee-and-buggaboo]

Reblog this you little shits.

[samgirl72]

Always reblog.

[thespoopysoupxo-deactivated2017]

Reblog if you support

- chubby cheeks - stretch marks - scars - freckles - hairy arms and legs - big eyebrows - big feet - small feet - big noses - small noses - crooked teeth - hairy faces - short hair - long hair - pimples All of these are part of who you are and I support them all and you.

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[unholytoebeans]

[ashwolfcub]

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

[bottlefulloffiction-deactivated]

[balloonboyismyson]

[ask-cctale-deactivated20181209]

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

[dragon-forest]

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

[epic-and-kitty]

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

[cheatsykoopa98]

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

[cupcakegirl1032-deactivated2017]

[randomisart]

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

[therightfulalphawerewolf-blog]

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

[travisvulkrum]

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

[icey-pie]

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

[honey-n-vinegar-deactivated2018]

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

[accapella-songfield-uwu]

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

[dead-blog-wont-reply-deactivate]

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

[emily-chan1marin-deactivated202]

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

[beatrice-b-brighton-deactivated]

@luximus @rbright1127

[turquoisemagpie]

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

[how-do-i-exist]

@fangirl-of-bands

[writingforfandoms]

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

[hazardoussmokeydaze]

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

[bonnysrabbithole]

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

[xcaffeinebulletsx-deactivated20]

[hopelesscobwebs]

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

[therealdodieyellow-deactivated2]

@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21

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@thepanicemo