omg this smut is taking forevaaaaaaa it’s like 900K and there’s no smut yet. they’re just talking. and talking and talking and someone took a nap and they’ve had coffee and i’m pretty sure Dean just walked a ring to a volcano and some trees were falling over and then a UFO landed behind the bunker and sam went out to greet the aliens, he didn’t want to, but he was elected because he’s better with languages anyway, and then it turned out that the aliens were actually ghosts from mars that died enroute to earth, so the ufo is haunted and they had to take care of that shit, but martian aliens are immune to salt and iron, so they just burned the entire spacecraft, which was a big job because martian craftsmenship is like legit amazing, so it took a while, and while that was burning another tree fell over because a random tornado happened and Dean was like “well fuck this shit” and he went and grabbed some marshmallows and sticks from the fallen tree and they all had a snack, but STILL no smut yet...
*sigh*