#halllppppp

[yanderephantom]

looking for alfons’ 1st anniv gacha cg

if anyone has it pls send this gal and share pretty pweaseee 🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏

[lazybakerart]

Hello! I’m sitting alone at my work desk laughing at this thought that popped into my head and had to share so I have someone to laugh with! Billy calls Steve at work and tells him there’s an emergency and he needs Steve to come over RIGHT NOW. Steve runs out, shouting to Robin that he needs to go, because Billy has an emergency. Steve gets there and asks what the emergency is, Billy tells him that he just wanted to suck Steve’s dick really bad and couldn’t wait. Steve asks him to please never scare him like that again, but of course he lets Billy suck his dick before he heads back to the video store.

steve gets him a pager so they can keep tabs on each other, message each other when Something Is Up and in hawkins that can mean anything and none of that anything is good.

a solid idea except billy keeps sending 911 to steve when he’s itching for some scratching and steve falls for it every single time. and when there is real genuine monster trouble, steve arrives ready to bone down instead of throw down and billy never lets him live it down.

[impala-dreamer]

Almost done...

*adds another 12k of dialogue and a bit about a cheesecake*

[alyyrathewizard]

“Wherever you’re headed British Airways HoHoHopes you have a magical Christmas season.” Is a real message that just played over the loud speaker in the airport…

[andwhentheworldisspinning]

venting time! yay!! :D

i have to get to chicago to drop off my visa documents but i don’t have a car. without car, it takes almost 7 hours to get there. 7 hours to deliver documents that i could overnight there.

so why ON EARTH is my recruiter saying that i need to TAKE the documents all the way to chicago?

i don’t have. a. fucking car. is it worth the probably-$100 travel expense and stress of travel just to take documents to chicago when i could send them there?

actually SOMEONE PLEASE WEIGH IN. if i get my documents next week, and it takes a week for my visa to be approved, and i leave on august 12, do i have time to overnight them or do i need to drop them off myself??

this just feels like the stupidest last-minute thing i’ve dealt with so far. THIS IS WHY i don’t do things last-minute. ever.

this process.

is.

killing.

me.

[matthew-murdocks]

i'm rewatching road to perdition

and bby hoechlin is the cutest thing ever

[nothearingmyname]

Don't Even

The things I find on Tumblr... I can't even begin to describe... I just preach to children to not even take a glance at it since it will suck you in like a black hole and cram things into you brain until you explode into a mass of 'feels.'