#follsipo

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Jussipo: Wait, what? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Iona: What the hell do YOU do?

Jussipo: I die? What kind of question…

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Foldo: Isn't it weird that we need to pay to see other people?

Jussipo: Are you talking about prostitution, the movies or airplane tickets?

Foldo: G l a s s e s

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Foldo: Your happiness? I live for that

Jussipo: Your smile? It makes my day

Arman: A room? Fucking get one.

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Foldo: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Jussipo: Cannibalism.

Foldo: *innocent, confused chewing noises*

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Jussipo trying to be romantic but high off the adrenaline from getting stabbed: I’m a spoon and you’re a knife so together we make a spork.

Foldo, crying: That doesn’t even make sense.

Jussipo, also starting to cry: You don’t want to be a spork?

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Iona: You ruined our stealth mission!

Jussipo: No I saved your boring stealth mission!

Foldo: Oh god what happened now?

Iona: He was playing the theme song to pink panther!

Jussipo: I was TRYING to set the MOOD!

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Foldo: Jussipo texted me saying “your adorable,” and I texted back, “no, YOU’RE adorable”.

Piak: And?

Foldo: Now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.

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Tuiri: So how was the honeymoon?

Foldo: Jussipo got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire

Foldo: He said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”