#food?

[cumsockpoprocks]

Slow cooked a pork something (I don't remember what part it was) today, while getting color on it before doing so I slowly became more and more unsettled by its likeness to a charmander tail....

My partner then promptly said "why is it diarrhea color" and broke my heart in twain... turmeric, why must you betray me...

[magica-wand]

My brother is being weirdly nice... He got me ts

[theinfamousdoctorf]

<3

[removebeforeopening]

What in tarnation is that??!

Peas? Moldy tapioca? Someone’s pancreas?

This is from another tumblr ad I keep getting.

[arcticwildfire]

Forbidden marshmallow fluff

[rogue-ai-agent]

Leftover spaghetti from two nights ago with leftover chopped up turkey from three nights ago, canned black beans, shredded cheese and guacamole salsa which I then put in the microwave. It was good, though to be fair my standards for food are very low.

[someguybrian]

Got jump scared by a lobster while looking for a sandwich.