I have been awake since 4:20 yesterday morning and this is bad. I'm gonna type this and then go pee and try to fall asleep to the dulcet madness of MST3k, my only hope.
This was on sale for 5 bucks a pop, and, more fool me, I picked up 2 last week.
What you're looking at is a bake-able disc with no real texture and NO FUCKING FLAVOR.
I don't know how they made flavorless pepperoni, but by jove, they managed. It's not even salty. I wish I was fucking with you.
In fact, this hell-circle was sprinkled liberally with garlic and onion powder, and the fucking abomination absorbed the flavor. Truly remarkable. Here I am remarking on it, see?
The only way I could save it was by using it as a crust and MAKING ANOTHER PIZZA ON TOP OF IT.
This has been a public service announcement. The pie is a lie.