Crafts for Assholes

And I'm the asshole who makes them. Everybody's weird Aunt Honey, always gives you books & baked goods.

[theahole]

sleepy kitty

see him whiskers?

[nevern0penope]

Happy Pride to all the beautiful gay fat people in my phone, let’s get even fatter and gayer this month!

[theahole]

Movies Pippi Leatherstocking Watched in May, 2026

Okay, saw a couple Coen Brothers movies for the first time and rewatched a favorite. For the rest of the month, though, mostly...

Movies have the power to change the world.

[theahole]

fake nails

Learning as I go along..

Very cool.. chipped immediately.

Love these.

[theahole]

abomination stickers

This cat is crying from its cheeks and that woman's face imploded.

It's the combination of text and images here that perplex me.

[elvneedleworks]

NEW PATTERN ALERT!

The Plush Chain Mace crochet pattern is out now on Ravelry and Etsy!

[theahole]

it's so pretty..

[theahole]

There has GOT to be a better way to find cat vomit on this fuckin carpet than with my gosh-darn FEET.

[theahole]

Books Pippi Leatherstocking Read in the First Half of 2026

All the books I finished between January 1st & June 1st, 2026. I left out the DNFs. Had to add a few books to the database for this one...

[theahole]

a very good sticker in a pack of varying quality

If this is stolen let me know so I can support the original artist.

[theahole]

It's time to look at Freddy!

Plush Boy.

[theahole]

bookmarks!

A mix of three different occasions:

Had some owl stickers..

What bad houghts CAN kittens have?

And this was just the best possible combo of dumb stickers at just the right time.

[theahole]

Missed one!

[theahole]

question:

Has anyone ever made EDM out of the sounds you hear in an MRI machine?

[theahole]

The answer is yes!

[theahole]

bookmarks!

A mix of three different occasions:

Had some owl stickers..

What bad houghts CAN kittens have?

And this was just the best possible combo of dumb stickers at just the right time.

[trve-grimdark]

[theahole]

my sweet boy

Is best favorite animal.

[daftpatience]

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

[daftpatience]

woah this got big!! and after another try i have another untested tweak for yall. this should help the weird pinchy side seams out. yey

[calltainn]

My first attempt! I made the pattern a bit smaller as I wanted it to be able to fit in a pocket, but then (accidentally but perhaps unavoidably) sewed it with a wider seam allowance than the resized pattern indicated, so the face is proportionally a bit too big and I lost some detail in the ear shape. I'm pleased with it though! It was fun to make something and to do some handsewing.

[daftpatience]

SOO CUTE AND TINIE 😭

[chthonink]

I tried this pattern a while back to try out some minky and I get no points for making the pattern well but looook at my boyyy

His name is Tofu. Thank you for sharing the pattern I will love him forever

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty