#foodcomaimminent

[kitcoltrane]

Housewife problems

I decided that I wouldn’t do the big meal on t-day this year, just a relaxed brunch with family then dinner with my husband in the evening. This has turned into:

Thursday morning: Build your own pancake bar (Nutella and whipped cream, candied bacon and caramel, berry compote and lemon curd), omelets, sausages, bacon, flavored lattes (peppermint mocha, cinnamon bun, salted caramel), hot chocolate

Thursday evening: tenderloin steaks, Maryland crab cakes, roasted garlic Brussels sprouts

Tonight: herb butter turkey, apple and onion sausage stuffins, sauerkraut with gin, clementine cranberry sauce

[serenaakeroyd]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a zombie. Wait, I mean a writer. The glassy eyes of someone who still has 4.5k/9k still to write. #AmWriting #foodcomaimminent #OuchMyWrists #sooootired

[skruggler]

#Chipotle #SteakQuesarito #FatterdayDrunch #ShizJusGotReal... #FoodComaImminent #ExtryHashtagWitMusterdMmmhmm...