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LUCIFER I'M OUTSIDE YOUR CONDO, GIVE BACK EDWIN THIS INSTANT!

🔥👹🔥👹EDWIN THE HUMAN SIZED HAMSTER SHALL REMAIN WITH ME! 🔥👹🔥👹

Hey Lucifer if I remove the parental controls on your xbox will you endorse my running of Mayorhood in Yaoi Central?

🔥👹🔥👹YES! YES OF COURSE! EVERYONE VOTE FOR MY UNCLE OR WHATEVER!🔥👹🔥👹

may i ask why your aunt and uncle are forbidden from interacting?

👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥BECAUSE IF THEY INTERACT THEN THEY WILL TRY AND MAKE ME EAT VEGETABLES AND NOT LET ME PLAY XBOX PAST 9 PM!!!👹🔥👹🔥👹🔥

"Scrouge on society." NICE TO KNOW YOU'RE SELF AWARE.

🔥👹🔥👹MAINSTREAM SOCIETY CANNOT ACCEPT MY ALPHA ENERGY! THIS IS WHY I AM A SCOURGE UPON IT, UNCLE 🔥👹🔥👹

Lucifer if you don't learn to be nice I'm breaking my principles and shoving YOU into the freezer.

🔥👹🔥👹IF YOU SHOVE ME IN THE FREEZER I WILL FLUSH THE FAMILY HAMSTER DOWN THE TOILET🔥👹🔥👹

IF YOU'RE SUCH A BIG BOY THEN START RUNNING HELL BETTER

~ Lucifer's Racoon Uncle

🔥👹🔥👹MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T TAKE AWAY MY IPAD I WOULD RUN HELL BETTER!!!🔥👹🔥👹

Lucifer as your uncle I demand you let Mandy out of the condo!

And the minute therapy is finished we're booking you into classes. The hell horses (unicorns) will be kept safely somewhere else.

🔥👹🔥👹WELL GUESS WHAT “UNCLE”. I DONT WANT TO! AND NO I WILL NOT GO TO ANY CLASSES YOU BOOK FOR ME! 🔥👹🔥👹

🔥👹🔥👹MANDY STAYS IN THE HELL CONDO UNTIL SHE STOPS BEING MISERABLE! 🔥👹🔥👹

Can I sell your xbox? Seeing as you're an alpha now.

👹🔥👹🔥*MY EYES TURN RED AND I TRANSFORM INTO A BEEFY WEREWOLF👹🔥👹🔥

👹🔥👹NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO! GRRRR FOOLISH UNCLE! NO MORE MR NICE GUY IF YOU DARE TO SELL MY XBOX!!!👹🔥👹

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