#fools being a fool

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if a person is close enough to see the gaps in my eyeliner, their intent is probably to murder me so it really doesn't matter

I tell myself as I do my eyeliner in the mirror

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Oh, my head is bleeding again D:

It's turning my blonde hair red, that's not fun 3:<

I like my blonde hair

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Parent: "Are you okay?"

Me: "yeah, one second-"

Me: *reaches into pants and takes out pair of socks I'm using as a makeshift packer*

Parent: "Did you just de-dick."

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I am so organised and ready for this chart shit

It's the autism I can't lie

Also I'm going to have a unique tag to keep all the charts in one place

#Cursed charts

So that'll keep them all on my blog, once I get everyones roles and finish that chart of the day I'll post it on its own post with the tag above

God I have zero life I'm way too excited to be able to do something daily and organised

A chart is considered finished when everyone in the polycule has been put on it

And if the polycule gets updated they'll get added to the list of people to go on the carts ofc

Anyways

>:3

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Me when me when I forgot I had a sorta job interview today :D

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The absolute panic of reblogging a cursed polycule thing on my main =D

Sobbing actually

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

MY DUMBASS NEVER POSTED THE WEDDING SUIT DRAWING THINGY 😭

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What thenfuck

How did I just notice that my trousers are ripped 😭

Have they been ripped all day?

Sobbing