Nov 22, 2018
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Coming at ya.
Peak Southgate. #england #swevseng #waistcoatmassive #foopball
My hot take for today? England should totally have won the world cup in 2006 if only the English had any collective sense of composure, modesty, professionalism, flair, resilience or even just the ability to cope with slightly warm weather. But we just don’t.
Well that didn't last long.
I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time.
Kevin Keegan.
One of my all-time favourite quotations. Conjures up such a glorious mental image.
Gaitana - Be My Guest (UKRAINE)
Video: Very much an X Factor winner's video showing Gaitana's 'journey' with behind the scenes footage, fake news reports, mixed with a few serious 'walking-slowly-past-parked-cars' proper video bits. And some shaving cream advert CGI flowers floating around her of course. And make sure to look out for the brief glimpses of the backing dancers' outfits! Yikes.
Interesting to note that the Ukrainian Tourist Board has shoe-horned in a FOOTBALLING theme as well. For a song called 'Be My Guest'. Why could that be, I wonder? Am I going to suffer through Englebert Humperdinck doing the pole vault too? (Actually that would be awesome).
Tune: A brief dubstep vworp verse soon gives way to trancey-Guetta bosh. I have a bad feeling about this, you guys.
Wondering what Ned was doing in Liverpool? Interviewing Peter Crouch about #foopball, that's what! Uncharacteristically for ITV, he even appears in shot for a few seconds here and there. Scroll down the page a bit: the video starts automatically.