Bizarre & Unmarketable

Musician, sci-fi enthusiast, and full-time memelord. Ace/genderqueer, he/she/they, adult. 🇨🇦 Come for the shitposts, stay for whatever the hell else I decide to post here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My powerpoints

[beenyx-illustration]

So I'm gonna try and start uploading stuff to ko-fi :3

It's been a hot minute but I'm gonna put more of my stuff on here and my other socials

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[ysociety]

[boxwright]

The Who - Pete Townshend

[navpike]

professional rage baiter katie marovitch really rocked up with a production budget, insulted EVERYONE’s whole shit, blew up brennan’s entire spot, ‘vajazzled’ the box of doom and filled it with cheetos while matt mercer DESPERATELY tried to make a plot and i have loved every second of it.

[xeppeli]

go hell you

mothor fuck of a shit

[prehistorymaker]

How does this have 12,000 notes?!

[xeppeli]

ya ya ya bullsh fucking lie

[delphiniiidae]

gun

[xeppeli]

gunass

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a digital comic parodying the “do you want us to make like, gay meth?” breaking bad comic, with characters from the MASH TV show. hawkeye says to henry, “its pride month, henry. you know what that means.” henry says, “huh? what? do you want us to do, like… gay surgery? what?” while radar stacks boxes in the background. hawkeye does not respond. end id]

happy pride mashers

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[cozy-gh0st]

Tuttle

[mossdeep-archive]

my boyfriend is photoshopping the pikachu with an eevee hoodie plush to just be an eevee with a big gaping mouth :/

[scolipede]

[vvyrmfood]

cheesepburger………

[klonpa]

tastee…

[georgecuntanza]

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[maulscrafts]

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[shutyourmoustache]

[demonicae]

Jurch

[facts-i-just-made-up]

KNOW YOUR CLOUDS:

Ever wonder what the scientific name is for the type of cloud you see? With this handy chart you can impress your friends!

[bubblegum-magnesium]

[jonatgan-official]

[localairport]

Localairport.

Your airport, anywhere.

[barin-mclegg]

Please get out of my backyard

[localairport]

This is our field now.

[barin-mclegg]

Please man we just wanted to have a fucking barbecue you can't keep doing this

[localairport]

No open flames near the refuelling trucks.

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!