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beenyx-illustration

So I'm gonna try and start uploading stuff to ko-fi :3

It's been a hot minute but I'm gonna put more of my stuff on here and my other socials

Support Bee Nyx

#SUPPORT THEIR ART #it’s good shit man #signal boost

screenshotsofdespair

#shitpost

ohwatson

my love language is unliking and re-liking a post that my mutuals reblogged because their tags are good and i want to acknowledge that

#huge goddamn mood

notahorseindisguise

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

notahorseindisguise

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

notahorseindisguise

i need to type with more of an accent

notahorseindisguise

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

#shitpost

iggy-girl

❤️Roger Daltrey appreciation post❤️

#roger daltrey #the who

sometiktoksarevalid

randomitemdrop

Item: giant sticky hand

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

#huge goddamn mood #shitpost #uspol

imsobadatnicknames2

Underrated sibling experience is having one in-joke that is extremely unfunny and makes your parents look at you weird when they catch you laughing your asses off about it without the context of how you organically arrived at it.

imsobadatnicknames2

My brother and I never watched Naruto when we were younger, but when Boruto started coming out (which we also didn't watch) we kinda started doing this bit of pitching each other hypothetical sequels to media where we replaced the first syllable in the original's title with "Bo". So we'd start going "Okay hear me out. Futurama sequel called Boturama" "Okay but what about. Simpsons sequel called the Bompsons" and so on and so on back and forth to each other. We did it with TV shows, movies, anime, books, everything.

But eventually the bit morphed into exclusively doing it to media with titles that ALREADY started with "Bo". So we'd just say complete nonsense like "Okay. Bob's Burgers sequel called Bob's Burgers" at each other while struggling to hold back laughter.

#shitpost