Chat how do we feel about Dale x Cupid (Dimmpid is what I'm calling it.)
Propaganda/reasoning undercut
Okay listen they probably wouldn't work or make eachother worse but I'm hooked on this idea atm. They're a personality clash and I love it and it's fun figuring out how they would work and if they could even get past hating each other.
I think Dale would like, think he doesn't need anyone because it would distract him from business, but he is definitely lonely. His social life with even anyone is zero. No friends, whatsoever. The only reason Dev exists is probably because Dale needed a child to continue the business when he was gone.
Anyways, Then Cupid tries to find him a partner and he can't find anybody that would be willing to put up with Dale's bull shit (I would /j,) or anybody that Dale would be attracted to. This makes Cupid really frustrated because he knows Dale is allo unfortunately. THERES NO HUMAN HE CAN FIND THAT WOULD FIT. NO HUMAN!!!
So he's like obsessed with finding him a partner because it's so damn frustrating.
Overall, I'm just throughing spaghetti at the wall. I don't think they would work anyway, but I think they would be funny. If they were to meet, I think they would just be platonic.
Also Cupid checking on newpid because he's been in their for hours.