Jun 18
I really only attract cute boys, lesbians, and criminals.
I can sort you all into an accurate category. Sometimes you’re in more than one. Sometimes you’re in the category(ies) that make the least sense surface level.
Cute boy I like is a cute boy and a criminal. My close personal friend who doesn’t live obscenely far from me is a lesbian. The devil from the bible is a lesbian and a criminal. My childhood best friend is a criminal.
It’s like the ravioli, soup, salad, sandwich thing. I have reason to believe everyone currently living is in at least one of these categories