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He was there and he was nice to me. I told him he was there a lot and he said he breaks in and I reminded him I keep the door unlocked. It was my room but it wasn’t. He was horizontal across my bed don’t know where his legs went. And I was also there. My head was on his chest. Everything was right in the world. And both my feet were asleep when I opened my eyes

#199195 #my name is not egg

There’s so little time. Can’t do anything. Nothing. Nothing at all. Keep on crawling, sunshine. Look up. Can you see it? Do you see it? It’s not a pillar; it’s a password.

#199195 #good omens

They’re gonna stab me a bunch of times to make me beautiful

#199195 #my name is not egg

I was stockin’ the shelves when I realized something.

HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE HUMAN LESTAT AT TWENTY-ONE. HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT SANGUINARIAN FREAK FROM MY DREAMS.

#199195 #my name is not egg #glad we figured that out

I miss the Faghaus (I will be returning to the Faghaus in less than a month, great news)

#199195 #my name is not egg

Walmart manager say it okay if I leave to go to college again but come back when I’m all done college for the summer (I will leave again after that but she no know that yet)

#199195 #my name is not egg #walmart #shh #it’s a secret #so don’t #tell her

And I saw in lichen roots, in amaranthine paws, thirty thousand hertz from all around; it’s getting hard to argue. I walked. I walked, I walked, I walked, I walked ‘till it was something more like fear when I saw. Somethin’ more like fear when I saw you. And now we balance books on our heads, thinkin’, “Why, oh, why did I ever cut my hair?” And, oh, how I miss your cynicism

#199195 #my name is not egg #you are an angel #it’s fine to dream #dead people #they’re all dead now

It’s like every night I’m either going to have the most gut wrenching nightmare or I’m going to be playing with my friends

#199195 #my name is not egg #I love my dreams #the nightmares are never ending #it’s usually the former #but hey #that’s alright

Sometimes I remember that there are people who genuinely hate me but then I remember that I have a car blanket that glows in the dark a little and a sleeping Pikachu plushie in my backseat and an hour long lunch break to get all comfy and eat my sandwich and everything goes back to being great for Egg

#199195 #my name is not egg #and I’d share the wealth #but flamers gonna flame #so what do I care

Very mad. Realized it was a devastating psychological nightmare AFTER I already woke up so now I have to be uncomfortable and freaked out while I’m trying to do stuff instead of when I was asleep. Tell me how that’s fair

#199195 #my name is not egg #and the worst part is #i was so happy #while I was dreaming #but now #I am so freaked out #like what #the freak #it’s like #I temporarily had brain damage #and just #forgot everything that would make the dream scary

If I explain it to you, it will sound like I’m LOSING MY MIND

#199195 #my name is not egg #i sound insane #but i’m not #I’m also not paranoid #this is all legitimately happening #and other people #can observe it #but it sounds crazy

A real vampire would stalk me for real

#199195 #my name is not egg #vampires #come find me

I really only attract cute boys, lesbians, and criminals.

I can sort you all into an accurate category. Sometimes you’re in more than one. Sometimes you’re in the category(ies) that make the least sense surface level.

Cute boy I like is a cute boy and a criminal. My close personal friend who doesn’t live obscenely far from me is a lesbian. The devil from the bible is a lesbian and a criminal. My childhood best friend is a criminal.

It’s like the ravioli, soup, salad, sandwich thing. I have reason to believe everyone currently living is in at least one of these categories

#199195 #my name is not egg #this is not hard to understand #I have literally created the most simple system #for a complex idea #give me more people to sort #i could do this all day

thelileggboy

He posted on his Instagram. Tee hee. I also put all the art up on my wall. Tee hee. The sun is shining a little brighter. I wonder if he’ll remember my birthday. I am excited to see him again and tell him all the stuff that has and will happen in the coming months and start taking advantage of the questions I’ve been writing down

thelileggboy

Guys, he remembered my birthday. Almost no one did, but the one without a phone got on his Instagram on his computer just for me. We are so back

#I am so very happy #he actually showed up #this is why he is my favorite

What do you know about inoculating yourself from me?

What do you know about our little new atomic game?

What are you waiting for? MY FIRST MISTAKE??????

WELL GUESS WHAT, BUDDY; I’LL WAIT ALSO BUT MORE PATIENTLY

#199195 #my name is not egg #death note #death note musical #musical #I don’t think he knows #what I know #I can see both #that’s a thing you can toggle #but like #what do i know #l lawliet #light yagami #stalemate

I am happy because I think of one of my very best friends when I think of Shirley Temples (the drink) and Sprite (the drink) now instead of the people that are the actual devil from the bible, I mean just comical levels of evil for all onlookers, and just not an empathetic individual.

We (my roommate and I) would buy the stuff and make them (Shirley Temples (the drink)) on the floor of our dorm and there was peace on Earth because they never even yelled at me once and RESPECTFULLY called me out when I was being irrational and/or evil.

They are so cool and fun and they make my day a little brighter and I miss living with them

#199195 #my name is not egg #I love my roommate #they are my friend #they are nice to me #and i love it #everyone always be nice to me all the time please

Gerber Lil’ Sticks Chicken Sicks (packed in water)

#199195 #my name is not egg #yummyinmytummy #chicken stick #walmart #love me a wet chicken stick

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