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I want to be in New Orleans, sitting in a nice little bar with someone playing jazz piano while I sip a cocktail and snack on a charcuterie platter.

Soooooooooooooon.

#next week #off to a conference #i am so ready #going to tell work to fuck off #for five days

I’m home alone for FIVE days. Me as soon as @lattebiscotti and @buscandoelparaiso left me

Me after one hour:

Me after two hours:

Me after they don’t answer a text in 5 minutes and I assume they don’t remember me:

#this is a callout post for #martina and anna #that left me alone #for five days #and they don't understand there will be a dog when they're coming back.#ANNA BRACE YOURSELF #brace brace #cause you're gonna meet baxter.

Oh, my gosh, my memory sucks. I thought I responded to someone that was asking about commissions on saturday, but it turns out I didn’t. :’)

#I left them without an answer #for five days #XD #rambles n stuff

#personal #been s/h free #for five days #it feels longer #and ive been easy to anger #sometimes i think #im a better more calm person #when im not clean

Biggest downside of not burning is when you dont remember to put on sunscreen cuz the consequences are not usually obvious so you don't THINK ABOUT IT AND THEN

AND THEN

YOU DO BURN

#i forgot to put on sunscreen the entire time i was in Arkansas #was outside for hours at a time #went hiking #DIDNT BURN AT ALL #FOR FIVE DAYS #spend a few hours at worlds of fun? SUN BURN #i am one pasty pale motherfucker like my dad but UNLIKE my dad i dont usually burn #i occasionally freckle #it takes hours of being out in the sun every day for 2 months before i get even the slightest tan #and by slightest i mean it is BARELY noticeable #and that was the summer we had a pool on our back deck which didnt have any shade during the day #im talking like almost daily DIRECT sun exposure #anyway this is your reminder to wear fucking sunscreen cuz I never do if no one else reminds me #havent gotten skin cancer yet but i cant imagine its pleasant

i can’t wait until i have the energy to do my hair again

#there’s a meme in my head i can’t think of it. but.#i have been SICK #for FIVE DAYS #i had a MIGRAINE #for THIRTY HOURS #i’m ready to fuckinf die.#AND I HAVE FINALS NEXT WEEK AND I MISSED TWELVE CLASSES AND TWO TESTS IM GOING TI FKAJSN CNXJSJDBCBDJSJABSJ

A Day in Cake's Health Care Journey

Doctor's office: okay, that test came back negative. Could be this other thing, so we're going to give you a new medication to try just in case. Me: *looks at the three other meds they gave me 'just in case' that I'm still taking even though they don't do a damn thing* What new med? Doctor's office: oh, it's just a little daily pill, no big deal, just a few side effects Me: Side effects? Doctor's office: yeah, it makes you have headaches every day and can trigger migraines Me: wait, you know I already get migraines Doctor's office: don't worry, you can just take Tylenol every day Me: But my migraine doctor told me to stop taking over-the-counter meds because they give me rebound headaches. Doctor's office: oh, huh, well, then I guess you'll just have to have headaches. Me: Are you sure I need to take this med? Doctor's office: nope. But it might possibly help. Maybe. ME:

#I've now had a migraine #with a stiff neck #for five days #and I'm going to stop taking the damn stuff #on my own recognizance #because I refuse #to live with migraine pain #every single day #and I won't go back to taking handfuls of Tylenol #just to be able to focus #how the hell am I supposed to live my life #like this?

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#going camping tomorrow #for five days #my only job was to pick up shrooms #my friends did everything else #food camping supplies the works #and i waited til the last moment #and my dealer is closeddddddd #for the 4th of july #goddammit

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