Omg, I love everything about the "hand feed the bard because he won't take breaks like he should" post, but also now I'm imagining a Witcher version of those Snickers "You aren't you when you're hungry" ads where Geralt comes back to camp still on edge and toxed out on potions, and Jaskier just shoves the medieval equivalent of a candy bar in his mouth. XD
jaskier invents the first world's first granola bar because geralt is a BITCH when he doesn't have immediate to access to food after a hunt
jaskier, wrestling a still black-eyed geralt to the ground, jabbing a bar of oats and honey and dried fruit at his mouth, head tilted back by geralt's hand on his face: get some food in your belly, and maybe it'll push out the grumpy bastard part of your personality