#forbidden interactions

[missbellaswan]

forbidden wolfpack interactions 

(aka all of them bc most of them are hardly even mentioned let alone allowed to speak or interact with one another)

sam/embry- strong big/little brother vibes. everyone already assumes that theyre half brothers and they fall into the roles so easily that it doesnt matter if joshua uley is embrys actual father. sam is always bugging him to stay out of trouble and eat his vegetables. embry flips him off as he does a back flip off a cliff (he only eats his vegetables when his mom tells him to okay). they would die for each other but they annoy the hell out of one another. 

quil/seth- the most wholesome boys! they love to have bob ross paint nights. they invite the rest of the pack, but everyone else goofs off instead of following along.  emily hangs all their artwork in her house. quil doesnt treat seth like hes a little kid like the others do and seth thinks quil is the smartest person hes ever met so hes always asking him questions and learning new things from him. 

jake/jared- these boys love to hike. they love to go exploring and see new places. sometimes in wolf form or theyll just go on foot and enjoy the quiet. they both like having a person they don’t have to talk around because the rest of the pack can be too chaotic for them sometimes. they’re also really into winter sports like skiing and snowboarding and will travel all over in the winter to check out new ski hills.

leah/paul- just a couple of really angry kids. they take up mma as an outlet for all their frustration. turns out theyre pretty evenly matched and they spar most days. sometimes they head out to the beach really late at night to scream at the ocean because it relaxes them. they rarely fight with eachother, but will throw down with anyone else (especially in defense of one another)

[missbellaswan]

forbidden wolfpack interactions part 2

paul/quil- debate each other constantly. they both love to be right and will concoct insane hypothetical scenarios to prove their point. paul will talk himself in philosophical circles forever if quil lets him. if possible, quil will set up insane experiments to prove he's right. they have accidentally set sam and emilys house on fire twice.

embry/leah- chill vibes most of the time, but theyre both down for anything. sometimes they just sit and listen to music for hours, trading off showing each other new bands. sometimes they go on night walks through the woods. sometimes they see who can eat the most muffins in 10 minutes, which has led to the banning of all pack eating contests

jacob/sam- its the dads! (boogy woogy woogy) theyre just a couple of boys who have so much love to give, and have had to take on so much responsibility. when no one else is around they act like dorks and play video games because they dont feel like they have to be any older than they are. they have also set sam and emilys house on fire, but they blamed it on quil.

jared/seth- pure of heart. dumb of ass. they are really good at bowling. they use the heaviest bowling balls they can find because one time seth threw a ball through the back of the alley on accident. they keep trying to convince emily to teach them how to cook, but she won't risk it. they baked one pie by themselves and accidentally poisoned paul

[missbellaswan]

forbidden twilight interactions

(this is a continuation of this post, now with more characters! i’m just messing around with these, so i might expand on some or try out new ones, but let me know what you think)

Carlisle/Seth: they’re both so soft and kind!! Carlisle is excellent at mentoring young immortals, and seth trusts Carlisle with everything. Carlisle is good about supporting seth but not trying to replace harry

Rosalie/Leah: hi welcome to the most badass girl gang ever. Rosalie is the first vampire that leah softens up with because rose never tells her to stop being angry. instead she says hell yeah! i’m angry too, lets go beat up some assholes.

Bella/Emmett: their significant others make up literally all of their impulse control, so when left to their own devices they radiate the most chaotic and terrifying energy. “hey lets see how far I can throw my own arm!” “aw hell yeah!”

Alice/Jessica: alice finally found a worthy shopping partner! They have so much fun and they go on weekend trips to seattle and gossip about everything and everyone and neither of them has to feel like they are being annoying or overbearing or whatever and they can just be themselves.

Jasper/Angela: jasper fucking loves angela. She is so calming and content and it is really easy for jasper to hang out with her. Vice versa jasper is one of the few people that angela doesn’t find it really draining to be around.

Charlie/Esme: team parent™, they just hang out and talk about how much they love their kids and how proud they are of them. They understand one another’s struggles better than most people and they just want their kids to be happy and healthy and they want to support them however they can!!!

Edward/Jacob: listen I know they spend time together in the books, but its all bullshit, so just pretend its not like that and instead that they are actually super good friends. Just like Bella, Edward finds Jacob to be a really warm and comforting presence. Also they both love to learn how to do new things, so Edward teaches Jacob how to play guitar and Jacob teaches Edward how to not be the most depressing person ever.

[jazlynthethoughtdaughter]

This mf just pointed out the stars to me and held my hand and showed them to me and I can’t really see that well so he was patient about it and I’m supposed to not fall in luv it’s strictly forbidden