Simply because ive gotten like 5 recently of these: porn bot or scammer that instead of scamming you out of money its ploy is to steal your femininity and its actually force mascing you based on the whims of someone on the other side. Maybe you'll be turned into stud slave, maybe a subby prince, maybe you're gonna get jockified into a gym rat and picked up by the person on the other end in the locker room. Who can say. Either way you're boy toyed now.
normally you dont respond to tumblr porn bots because it isnt worth your time but youre mildly intrigued by this one because it seems genuinely "do you teleport pee brain" levels of odd with how it started the convo... youve not really encountered this form of approach before and you tell yourself you just want to see it through in order to warn others about it but in reality you got bored playing with youraislopbores.me and you have very little else to do on a friday night the message from the pornbot reads:
"hey sexy how long is your hair???"
youve always been really proud of your long brown hair you managed to grow it out and it reaches down past your butt when you pull it straight by this point
youre curious what kind of responses its coded for probably only a pretty limited range although you never know with ai these days regardless you decide its best to keep it short and simply so you reply
"long"
"funny, thats not what i heard... a little birdie told me your hair was short, gorgeous."
not at all impressed you figure that its probably pretty easy to try and make predictions when the questions only have two solutions of course your hair has been kept fairly short since you were a kid by choice it gets a bit long at points but youre a regular at the local barbershop where he always gives you the best fades your friends tend to keep their hair pretty long but you like it this way it gives you cool tomboy vibes and it makes it easier to cosplay regardless the bot was right but it was a 50/50 shot so its not like some magic trick of engineering
"did you just get your nails done? I bet you could be a hand model"
the follow up question kind of throws you for a loop but you suppose although irregular its probably part of its flirtatious script before it links you to a website that collects your credit card data the bot was right the you reckoned your fingers are real thin and your skin is soft and you always wear the cutest acrylic nails in bright neon colors with little flower designs and bedazzled gems on them
"my nails do be looking good"
you respond wondering if flattery is its only trick
"erm- i mean theyre clean but girl it doesnt even look like you paint them!!!"
its true youve never really been much into nail care you prefer to keep them short and you have a bad habit of picking off nail polish plus the glue ons always make your fingers feel weirdly heavy although it seems odd for a porn bot to try to neg you in all honesty
"do you even use makeup?"
the question alone is insulting not only do you use makeup but youre really talented at it in your own opinions you can make a perfect smoky eye in no minutes flat and youve gotten REAL good at contour in order to look like the people you cosplay at the cons so you respond almost immediately quite defensively almost forgetting its a bot
"fuck you my makeup games en pointe"
"no need to lie bestie I bet you dont even know how to use lipstick its okay though youre still a ten"
the bot getting overly familiar with you makes you pretty upset in all honesty but upon reflection you feel youre probably more embarrassed than mad for getting called out like that youre actually allergic to the materials in most makeups and what makeup you can buy youre pretty bad at actually applying once you spent nearly an hour in the mirror trying to put on some simple matte lipstick for a date but you kept missing your lips entirely no matter how many times you friends and mom have tried to teach you it simply never stuck regardless you really wondered how often the bitchy porn bot persona actually worked on people because theres certainly no way it could actually have known that about you
"what are you wearing"
ah there it was honestly so cliche you didnt even bother playing pretend next it might even ask you to undress and fondle your modest c cups as if any of it mattered and it wasnt some faceless bundle of vibe coded algorithm preferring instead just to play it straight and as non sexual as possible to see how it would recover you write out one word
"dress."
"no way!!! a tomboy like you wearing something other than pants and a tee shirt? i bet you couldnt put on a dress if you tried hot stuff"
thats more true than it could know you mused ever since you were a kid you couldnt even put one on whenever you tried to go in feet first your feet would miss and whenever you tried to put it on over your head youd get stuck so bad it had to be cut off it was damn near a mystery your mom tried a million times to put you in your sunday best and eventually she just gave up and bought you an tux not that youi were too stupid to figure it out or anything quite the opposite youve always been a really bright girl but somewhere between thought and action the universe seemingly refused to let it happen honestly for the best though you reckon at least pants (normally) have pockets your friends were always big fans of cosplay in big extravagant outfits but whether it was because you couldnt so you gave up wanting to or because you ever wanted to so you wouldnt the idea of dressing up like that seemed like too much work for you anyway why not just wear something simple
"its okay boys love short tomboy cuties how tall are you btw?"
"5'3""
youd always been fairly average height for a girl the benefit was that guys did in fact love dating people shorter than them and at 5'3" even most "short kings" were taller by at least an inch
"lol more like 6'3" you crack me up with all your joking"
such a specific number honestly gave you a bit of goosebumps of course it didnt change your number much it just bumped it up a digit which to be fair is the inverse of what you did pretending to be about a foot shorter so maybe it was just chatgpt nonsense but it was pretty spot on serves you for trying to indulge in a little fantasy though unfortunately at 6'3" you had been taller than most of the men in high school and people had always asked you to join the basketball team which was far more annoying than cute
"dont sweat it though a svelte tall clean shaven girl like yourself? i bet the men are just too intimidated by your beauty to ask you out"
"yeah I guess"
there had been a few men in high school who would always try to stutter something out before giving up and running away and you knew a lot of people had it for tall dommy mommy types so maybe you just needed to lean into it
"or maybe theyre more intimidated by how strong and muscular you are"
you couldnt deny that wasnt similarly a possibility you did spend a ton of time in the gym and you could crush a mans skulls between your thighs or your biceps
"heh you know it!"
"surely to never let working out come before your academics though right???"
"no way!"
you even graduated valedictorian for chrissake!
"of course they love to give athletes all the easy classes so they never have to learn anything dont they? id be surprised if you could calculate the area of a circle or do much math at all sides counting weights stud muffin!"
you not ever think about that it was funny your classes were only full of your teammates and you didnt try too hard on the tests but you knew coach and the school had your back and no one uses math outside of school even reading wasnt too hard you just guess at what they say based on words you seen before
"nothing you need to worry about beefcake besides im sure you could smother a man in more ways than one! i bet you got some real hog puppies dont you how big them thangs?"
that right i have big boobies all the guys love me for it coach say i always been a straight d student
"36dd"
you say after struggling to get out of your bra to check the tag on it
"no way silly the b faces right the d faces left youre a 36 b for sure but thats nothing to laugh at those are some meaty man pecs youre a real hunk"
bot words are... funny how he know that? but when trying to look for it to confirm it was a b and not a d you not know what you was looking for again?
"its okay loose girls like you dont need boobs anyway right? im sure your grisp strength isnt just limited to your hands is it?
"yeah yeah yeah! pussy good"
guys love fucking me and i love to let them i milk their cum so good
"woah now stallion i know youre always horny but save it for the first date besides its rude to talk about a girls privates no matter how much you want to shove your 8 inch cock in them"
its good you were already shirtless because all you had to do was throw off your pants woman so hot
"me want fuck bad"
you say the space between thinking it and typing it nearly nonexistent now
"oh i know hog stroker but you love taking it much more than you like to give it anyway remember"
your mind is so hazed over you barely register the words on the screen before you find yourself shoving two beefy fingers up your ass
"woman fuck me?"
"i think youd much prefer HOT SINGLE MEN IN YOUR AREA"
