Aug 28, 2024
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wearing my nct shirt to the gynecologist tomorrow so she knows i'm not sexually active without having to ask
I just fell to the floor.
MY FOREIGN SWAGGERS ☹️☹️
NCT ~foreign swaggers~ 2015/2018/2021/2024
i missed seeing mark, ten, jaehyun, and johnny together in one content
[03:33 am] - foreign swaggers
-> foreign swaggers
-> crack
-> w: alcohol consumption, cursing, maknae line being menaces, vomit (from being drunk)
-> a/n: i think i wrote this when i was high or at like 4am cause i have no recollection of writing this... at all.
“No- you little shit get back here.” Jaehyun hissed as he reached out to grab Yangyang’s sweater, pulling him away from the street. “Mark, you idiot- no we’re not playing chicken, Shotaro. Hyung, stop rolling on the floor.'' The 97 liner managed to collect the youngest boys and shove them in the back of his car before looking at the three eldest- two of which were on top of one another.
Leaning against the back end of his car, the young man sighed and shut his eyes as Johnny separated Yuta and Ten in the front and back seat to stop them from biting each other.
“Why do we always have to be the sober ones?” Jaehyun groaned, his head falling back against his shoulders.
“We’re the only ones who can drive.”
“Shotaro can drive.” the younger boy stated, now looking at Johnny.
“Yeah, in Japan.” Jaehyun made a mental note to teach the maknae the Korean laws of the road.
As he was about to speak, Jaehyun’s car lurched forward, causing him to stumble backwards. Whipping his head towards the front, he heard loud laughter coming from the front of the vehicle, and what he saw next almost made his head explode.
“You three.” he boomed, eyes burning with anger. “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?” The three boys did nothing but continued to giggle. “Get the hell out of the front seat before I send you back to Canada.” Mark whined but crawled through the console space and over the two other boys, back to his seat. “Good boy.” Jaehyun sighed, slamming the door shut and walked to the driver’s side.
“Good luck!” Johnny beeped as he passed the four young men.
After a few minutes of his eyes being closed and having to listen to three slurring voices fight in three different languages on which was the best type of cheese, Jaehyun finally started the car and began driving.
“Jaehyun-ah…” Mark’s voice called from the seat behind him. When the 22 year old didn’t get a response, he tried again- but louder. “Jaehyun-ahhh.” the eldest sighed but continued to drive silently- trying to keep what little patience he had left long enough to last him the rest of the ride. “Jaehyun-ah.”
“What?” he snapped the second he felt the young man’s clammy hand on his ear. “What do you want, Mark?”
“Hi.”
“I’m gonna throw you out the window.”
“And I’m about to throw up on Shotaro.” Yangyang cut in.
“No, do it out the window- fucking hell.” Jaehyun whined as he pulled over to the side of the road, carefully getting out to help the boys in the back.
Almost immediately, Yangyang began hurling over the guardrail as the 24 year old aided Shotaro in cleaning up. “Taro, take off your pants.”
“Excuse me?”
“I have a spare pair in the back.”
“Oh… okay.”
Jaehyun focused on cleaning the puke off his matts as the boy changed. Even though it took him a few minutes, Jaehyun had finished what he could and put the rubber matts in his trunk.
Getting back into the front seat, he realized how quiet the vehicle was, which concerned him since the boys had been so rowdy just a few minutes ago. When he looked through the mirror- all three maknaes had gotten back in their seats and were now peacefully sleeping, Mark and Yangyang leaning their head on either of Shotaro’s shoulders.
“Idiots.” Jaehyun snorted quietly before putting the car back in drive.
“I heard that.” Shotaro and Yangyang mumbled in unison.
“Yah, how dare you call us idiots!” Mark cried, pointing a very accusing finger at the eldest through the mirror.
Boy, was Jaehyun in for one hell of a ride.
Foreign swaggers : 2015 vs 2021
NCIT HOUSE in a nutshell (foreign swaggers edition)
mark: h-
johnny: are you spiderman?
mark: what? no. how did you even come to that conclusion?
johnny: 👀
mark: what are you looking at?
jaehyun: 👀
mark:
mark: seriously?
mark: ... my ass????
johnjae: 👀 👀