#nct crack

[shuafiles]

── .✦ nct dream reacts to you doing the “my current boyfriend” prank on them

A/N | cute trend on tiktok :D

★ mark.

“dude, what did you just say?” mark blinked at you, confused as soon as he heard the words leave your lips. he tried to play it cool, but his knees nearly buckled at the thought of him just being your current boyfriend. “is this some kind of joke?”

★ renjun.

“excuse me?” renjun raised his eyebrow. he had the sassiest expression ever when you dropped the “current boyfriend” bomb. he narrowed his eyes, crossing his arms at you, “you wanna say that again?”

★ jeno.

“am i hearing you correctly?” jeno nearly dropped the drink he had the second he overheard your phone call. his jaw clenched, taking strides towards you. “you better correct yourself, baby, people might think they have a shot with you.”

★ haechan.

“you think you’re so funny, huh?” haechan scoffed, pressing his tongue against his cheek, the little habit he does when he’s getting angry. “if i called you my current girlfriend, i’d be getting my ass kicked, so you better take that back.”

★ jaemin.

“princess, did you say that right?” jaemin frowned. his doe eyes staring right at you. his brows furrowed when you didn’t say a word. his expression was weary as he processed what you had just called him “you meant forever boyfriend… right?”

★ chenle.

“is this a prank? because it’s not funny.” chenle deadpanned, looking at you dead in the eye as if he was waiting for you to start laughing. “we’re getting married, none of that current boyfriend shit.”

★ jisung.

“please take that back,” jisung almost whined, wrapping his arms around you and nuzzling his face on the crook of your neck. he was already pouting against your skin, “say you’re joking, please.”

[hyuckiestarz]

falling for barista!jaemin

an; don't ask me what this is...just smile and nod guys i needed this 😕

masterlist

previously in falling!for series: gamer l.dh | nerd l.jn | loser p.js

[yaoisang]

STUDY BUDDY ⸝⸝ JEONG JAEHYUN socmed / smau 𑣲

🍑 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 ⋮ jaehyun misses one day of classes, and the next thing he knew, he'd been paired with his ‘hallway crush,’ you, for a film project. great—for him, at least. good luck!

loosely inspired by : ﹫puppymxtz & ﹫whimsyeo on twt ⸝

status . ongoing !

pairing . jeong jaehyun x male reader

contains . crude language , suggestive (?) jokes , kms/kys used as jokes , ooc , ignore timestamps !

profiles !!

#healing | ncity in th house

┃ 𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗫

ch. 1

ch. 2

ch. 3 (soon ^_^!)

a/n . . . three months in my drafts and i finally finished.... the first part 🥹

[baekcentric]

Coworker!haechan x shy!reader

Your smile was competing with the sun as you stepped into the office. The clacking of your heels announced your arrival long before you reached your desk and gave away the excited skip in your steps. Smooth like butter you greeted your coworkers as you passed them by.

“Hey Jack, nice jacket.”

“Sara, you look stunning.”

“Pablo, how is your family? Yeah haha you are so right. Tell your wife I said hi.”

You got some of the names wrong but that’s ok because it was the best day of the week – Monday. You sat down in your chair as you sighed in contentment at the beautiful day to come. A long time ago you used to hate Mondays just like any normal person. That was until the most handsome man on this planet joined your company three years ago. Ever since there was nothing you looked forward to quite as much as the weekly Marketing x IT meeting. There is no way your coworkers didn’t notice your drastically different demeanour on Mondays but when asked about it you would only reply with a dreamy look

“What do you mean? I’m always in a great mood.” What a big fat lie but thank God no one questions that further.

You woke up an hour and a half earlier to get ready. Every hair in your blow out sat perfectly, your face glowed and your outfit looked amazing. You even took an everything shower and shaved your whole body, just in case. Not that any of this would make a difference because the IT department insists the meetings are online as none of them can be bothered to come into the office. But you still want to look your best for the occasion.

Entering the call, you are ready to sit back and look pretty because you don’t plan on adding anything productive to this meeting or anything at all. You look around the small pictures of your coworkers and spot him. The man of your dreams, the love of your life, the father of your future children. You hit the jackpot today because instead of his usual purple LED lights, he actually sits next to a window and the clear sight of him overwhelms you. Haechan looks absolutely scrumptious. The fleece jacket he wears is the one that everyone gets as a present on their first day on the job. You threw yours away the day you got it but now you regret it as you wish you could match with him. When you look at his hair, your hands are twitching as if they feel the strands in between the fingers. What would his hair feel like? Soft and smooth? Dry and stubborn? What shampoo does he use? How often does he wash his hair? Does he wash his hair at all? Does he have dandruff? You want to know all about it.

Satisfied, you sit back and for the next hour you have a dumb smile on your face as you watch Haechan while everyone else spoke about go-through rates and adjustments in the UI. You hope he looks at your icon, too. Which is not the case based on the lines of code that reflect on his glasses. You get lost deep in thoughts while the meeting carries on.

-

It’s when you hear a chorus of “Bye”s that you realise the meeting is over and everyone’s leaving. As one picture after the other disappears, you notice Haechan is still there. This is your chance. You fidget with your mouse to turn your mike on and your voice comes on just in time before he leaves “Oh Haechan, ehm would you mind staying for a little. I had a question.” His pretty eyes look at you expectantly through his glasses. Now that his picture is fully sized on your display you can’t help but admire the small details on his face. Skin clear but with a slight stubble at his chin like he knew you would go feral over that. You follow the path of moles from his nose down to his neck which remind you of constellations of stars. And just like a shooting star, the lights shine bright in his eyes. Even his ears are pretty, this is so unfair. You remember he is still waiting for you to speak.

“Oh, ehm, yeah so, I wanted, I mean, I was thinking” Ok, it’s not that hard just finish the sentence.

“I just wanted to” You keep stumbling over your words.

You close your eyes and take a deep breathe in before the word vomit leaves your mouth.

“I just wanted to say that I had a lot of fun on Friday. The work event I mean. I didn’t know you would come because you never show up to these kinds of things haha Not that I noticed ehm my… ah yeah right my coworker mentioned that to me. She keeps track of this kind of stuff. I mean, no, she doesn’t. But yeah so I wanted to say that I had fun and you are such a great dancer. The way you did the milli rock was so cool. Maybe you could teach me one day? Maybe during lunch break? Or maybe not during lunch that would be weird, right haha. Maybe without the dancing and only the lunch, that would be better, I guess. Do you like sandwiches? For lunch, I mean. I have a 50% off coupon for the grocery store next door. You could also do your grocery shopping if you wanted. You know because I have a coupon, it’s a great deal. So yeah no dancing only lunch. Like us. Together. When we have a break. You with me. Eating lunch together? During the break?”

Good thing there was no air left in your lungs to continue this embarrassment. You open one eye to watch Haechan’s reaction. He looks at you unblinkingly. You give him a nervous smile, neck turning red while you wait for his reply. Oh no, he doesn’t want to have lunch with me, you think to yourself, I weirded him out. I shouldn’t have mentioned sandwiches, he probably hates sandwiches.

You try to save face “We don’t need to meet for lunch. Actually, I’m just realising I’m busy this week. And the week after. Oh, I’m busy until July” you pretend to scroll your calendar “in two years. Just forget I asked.”

He stays silent, frozen. In fact, not even blinking. Slowly it dawned onto you – the internet connection was gone.

“YN, you hear me? I think the connection is gone.”

Dumbfounded, you reply shortly “Oh yeah, it was.”

“Did you say something?”

His doe eyes stare into yours, warm and patient. But you couldn’t do it, all the courage a minute ago left you. So, you gave up.

“No, I was just about to log out.”

You hang up the call before you slam your face against your desk groaning loudly. Heads turn your way but you didn’t care because you just lost your chance to ask Lee Haechan out for lunch.

-

Goodbyes were exchanged as the Marketing x IT meeting ended but Haechan stayed a little longer. He waited until everyone else was gone and before you could leave the call, too, he spoke up.

“Hey Y/N, would you want to grab lunch together some day?” He waited a few seconds, no reaction. Then he noticed the connection was gone.

“YN? YN, you hear me? I think the connection is gone.”

After you both hung up the call, he felt stupid for ever even considering that maybe you would want to get lunch with him.

an – For some reason, this one was soo hard to write. Anyway, as always it’s 1am and I just want this finished so I’ll post it and I hope I’ll still like it tomorrow morning hehe

[taetr4ck]

THE 'BITCH PASS' WITH NCT 127 !

nct 127 x reader, mentions of wife in jaehyun's part — crack, fluff

a/n : we are so back YAHOOOOO (doing these while blasting country music in my headphones oh we are so locked in)

taglist : @haechansbbg @bath1lda @wonootnoot @jkbabiey @imnotvivi @peterm4rker @dongierosie | taglist form

⋆ taetr4ck, est may 2023.

[markiemelon]

can we have more of this pretty please😭

https://www.tumblr.com/markiemelon/762984991163564032/can-i-request-mark-baby-fever-please

BABY FEVER! MARK TEXTS

genre. fluff, crack pairing. mark x gn!reader

pt 1 pt2 pt3

🍈: Hi anon! here ya go

text taglist ♡‧₊˚ ↴

@wonbins-black-cat @taroddori @nctstarr @i03jae @regularsuh @sol3chu @yurikudon @lilly-cherry7 @onionhaseyoareumm @lexeees @hyunverse @rihaee @annyeojin

*lmk if you wanna be added to this taglist or my permanent taglist to know when I post!

[divider © @plutism]

[jaeminvore]

Smoothie promotions so far | 7DREAM

pairing: 7Dream x reader

warning(s): LONG POST. went off the rails and these ended up being a little suggestive than I had originally planned, but nothing was explicitly mentioned (except Jeno's. He literally said 'sex' lmfao and maybe Renjun? He said roleplay 😭), a few kms and die jokes, crack (as usual). As always, something cute and funny and entertaining (hopefully)

note: this came to life from looking at Jeno's selfies and thought he looked real good with the current haircut <3 also, kinda shamelessly plugged myself here oops. Anyways, enjoy!!

a/n: my phone almost overheated making these. If you see any mistakes no u don’t ❤️

taglist: @jaylaxies @hoondrop @sliceofajayke @justalildumpling @dammit-jjk @learnthisfeeling @90s-belladonna

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