#foreverabean

[joshuawashinton]

story time featuring jumbo sharpie

so one day my roommate and i were having a party at our house and i decided to grab a sharpie from my roommate's room for ppl to write names on their cups bc i didn't own any sharpies and we'd used his at parties before. i grabbed the jumbo sharpie pictured above.

so the party's goin along gr8 and then suddenly my roomie sees the sharpie and his eyes get all huge and he pulls me aside and whispers

"audrey where did u get that sharpie"

"your desk" i say

and he turned red as a fuckin strawberry

and says the dreaded words:

"AUDREY THAT SHARPIE HAS BEEN IN MY BUTT"

I FUCKING FELL OVER LITERALLY I FELL ONTO MY BED

"WHY WAS THAT JUST LAYING AROUND"

"I DON'T KNOW I'M SORRY"

so we casually swapped out the sharpie for a different one but by that point a lot of people had already used the Butt Sharpie

we didn't tell anyone

they still don't know

[itsblaine]

isaacyodelahey said: aw my bee

It was not a pretty sight, Sierra. Not a pretty sight.

[itsblaine]

coopersjayanderson replied to your post: Sometimes I’m getting out of the shower and I get...

blaine

that's my name don't wear it out

[joshuawashinton]

klainecoopchel

[joshuawashinton]

i didn't talk to sierra all day sos

[joshuawashinton]

mike chang

My OTP for them:

Tike

Another person I ship them with:

Ummmmm Quinn idk that’s a popular crackship

One person I will never ship them with:

like…………..brittany???

Favourite solo:

what’s that one song Cool or w/e that one solo he had yeah

Favourite song with one or more other Glee club member:

Sing! (see i really couldn’t SING i could never really SING)

Favourite episode featuring them:

Asian F 

A future storyline I would like to see featuring them:

BIKE CHANDERSON FRIENDSHIP

[joshuawashinton]

howard bamboo

[joshuawashinton]

EMAM

im screaming

My OTP for them:

Wemma I guess or like Emma/Happiness

Another person I ship them with:

that dentist guy idek

One person I will never ship them with:

Ken Tenaka omg

Favourite solo:

Um she’s had like one solo and I didn’t much like it so I’m gonna say (Not) Getting Married counts because damn girl

Favourite song with one or more other Glee club member:

The Scientist ;~; her part was so pretty

Favourite episode featuring them:

Journey to Regionals and I Do

A future storyline I would like to see featuring them:

Any storyline tbh I love Emma so much she’s my spirit animal