"YOU'RE NOT DRINKING TIL YOUR THIRTY!"
Ok, oh god how do I start this, well tonight was a night to remember because I forgot to give my moms the keys to the van and now my poor aunt has drive back to cousins house to drop the keys and now I feel guilty.
Here's how it started ok, today was cousin's wife Graduation from college and him and the in laws decided to have a celebration for her. My cousin thought it would be great to invite my moms, little sister, and me the awkward middle child. The party didnt start til 8 pm, we didnt get there til 9 PM. We say "Hello" "Congratulations" to my cousin's wife and we chat and eat with her, him, and the in laws. My cousin tells my mom and stepmom that their were "beverages" and as by that I mean alchohol. My mom grabs a beer and starts drinking and my stepmom thought it would a "FANTASTIC FUCKING IDEA" to give the keys to the van, because 1. The keys dont have a clip to on the belt loops. 2. She doesn't want to lose them. AND 3. BECAUSE I CANNOT SAY NO BACK.
My cousin comes around and offers my stepmom a tiny glass of "Mango Delight" wine and my dumbass curiosity asked what it was and my cousin said it was and gave me a glass with a little orange slice on the side of the cup. I drink it ( in case y'all wondering I'm 20 years old and was not pressured into drinking I did this on my own term). I'm halfway done with my drink and my cousin pours more in the glass and that was my final serving ( Under Mother's Order) . My aunt ( who was there earlier than us and helped set up for the party) decided it was her time to go home because she had work in the morning, she asked my mom's if me and my little sister wanted to go with her, we said yes. It was a good 45 minute drive back home, but there was this ominous feeling that I was forgetting something but I didn't pay much attention. We get back home, I went straight to my room ( After saying "Thank you" to my aunt) I toss my purse on my bed and it jingled and that ominous feeling came back, I reach into my purse and guess what was inside.
I screamed the word "Fuck" and ran out of my room and told my aunt, she laughed and lil sis was scolding me . I call mom immediately she blames for forgetting and that "I'M NOT DRINKING TIL IM 30!"
Now my poor aunt has to drive all the fuck way back to her son and daughter in law's home to give my moms the keys to the van.
