#storage wars

[ethoslab]

everyone must behold my wonderful son i designed. sort-a-gochi beloved.

[ghostriderslade]

Hot Mary Padian and Brandi Passante from Storage Wars.

[br4mbl3]

Recently did a take on a hear me out cake. We didn't have a cake so we did a list 😛

These r mine (i also love other characters but they might not count as hear me outs 🥀)

Ladies ladies, I know, too many inside jokes and Dutch media

[seven-11-crackhead]

guys what does this say about the type of men i like. like any physical characteristics or personality types that seems common here? IM SO CURIOUS I NEED TO KNOW NOW 😭🙏

[ai-satin-chic]

"Who wants to start the bidding at 200?"

[ajackmeow]

Poem ~ Storage Whore

an original poem for my right meow :3

Help! My space is being held hostage. Antique musket caressing my head as I stare in at this five by ten.

The taker is my leaver. They empty - lighten - relieve themselves while filling my space with all this baggage.

Trunks and crates of curiosities hiding their innards, what potential did I see here lie now pillowing mounting dust.

Disposed of and I cannot pay these fees, I am a stranger to this debt and so I quietly hope they see fit to come back and collect.

Auction. For sale. Take a look and see the graveyard of my deceased. Bid away at all this pain. It's back breaking work to unpack these stacks.

Plunder pirate.

Open my vault and crack my safe third party and get a glimpse at all I contain. The remnants. The remains.

Call me a hoarder or better yet a whore for accommodating my spaces then begging it's excavation. I plead - any takers?

There's value in these boxes I swear. Take a look and see, then look again if you must - it's labelled fragile vultures.

Snap your beaks, lick your lips - please just don't holster your bids. Take all my stores back to your thrift, your shelves will heave and creak.

Then for a price - my head, my peace of mind - this empty remain, my aching space, pry open and take in all that is leftover again.

End ~

me rn.

[brain-juice-salesman]

Dearest Brain Juice Company,

Hi! It’s me! Madam Scribbell of the Scrabbles. I would like to ask for your favorite movie, tv series, and music artists are. This will impact my wanting to re-partner with you in the near future.

Have a good one!

Madam Scribbell of the Scrabbles

omigosh what a fun question! I, the brain juice guy, promise to answer these truthfully.

my favorite movie is Legally Blonde. I dream to be Mrs. Warner Huntington III and i am also very blond.

favorite tv series is hard....i think it might be Storage Wars because I love seeing all the cool stuff they find.

my favorite music artist is the BACKSTREET BOYS!!!! my fav song of theirs is Larger Than Life!

[myfavoritecelebrities17]