#former roommate

[art-of-a-renee-blog]

A friend named Esther.

[heartmarierose]

I had a really weird dream last night that involved my ex-roommate and an interesting hairstyle that I could never pull off and I just ?????

(For anyone who is wondering: the Bi Bob™ dyed black with red and blonde streaks. I'm too ace and too blonde to ever pull that off)

[davekat-ectobiologist]

Good luck with your spawn. I hope that when your kid wakes you up every hour I hope you remember how you started a full on roommate war because I changed my cellphone alarm to "murdoc is God" for one day in college, well good luck with the baby crying. I hope because you're so cool, youll reevaluate your condescending tone, bitch.

[rusa-moved]

Helping your sexually active friend pack/move can be really enlightening and really awkward.

[bits-of-wit]

Former Roommate!

[someonessecretblog]

November 17th, 2015

Great idea: Fucking corner me after I’ve been at school for 11 hours straight, then make me repeat myself ten million times because you won’t process what I said, then tell me I shouldn’t let myself get so frustrated. GREAT fucking idea.

[infiniteskyes]

My ex-roommate left tons of shell casings and a handful of live ammo behind.  It's been almost four months since he moved out and he still hasn't taken all his things.  I started to go through things to see what I'm dealing with.  This is not okay.  Not at all.  Especially since we had the talk about how I'm not supposed to have firearms and stuff in my apartment when I went in for treatment.  How do I get rid of this? I'm assuming I can't just throw it out....

[gmoneyrosenbucks]

wabisabija's blog is on point tonight