Despite everything, you're still HOMESTUCK TRASH!

Your name is K. You are STILL HOMESTUCK TRASH since 2012. Boy howdy you sure have been into that DORKY WEBCOMIC a long time. You remain MISTY EYED about the entire ordeal and will PROTECT EARTH C. However you do post other things like BUNGO STRAY DOGS, JJK, MY HERO ACADEMIA, UNDERTALE and BLACK BUTLER (KUROSHITSUJI), You mainly SHITPOST and most of the time you BABBLE ENDLESSLY about random SHIT.(36)

[recess-is-in]

[davekat-ectobiologist]

Bought a house, 2 years being clean from delta 8 I miss it but not enough to start again……?

[davekat-ectobiologist]

Despite your tall tales, you are my work bestie and thank you for holding me when I cry

[snoopyzuku]

bkdk are just so undeniably soulmates it drives me insane. they’ve never known life apart and they never will, you literally cannot have one without the other and nobody will know them like they know each other. izuku’s heart goes out of control when it comes to katsuki, so much so he had to imagine physically locking up his emotions to avoid distractions; and even then, when katsuki died, he lost his mind. katsuki’s heart stopped thinking about izuku, and the second it started beating again he thought about him again and immediately went to help him. they literally orbit one another they’re just so drawn to each other you cannot separate them ,, they would do anything for each other and will find each other in every lifetime/universe they were written in the stars (◞‸◟)💧

[ghostray7]

hi homestuck fandom

[davekat-ectobiologist]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79929826 next part of my fic

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[davekat-ectobiologist]

Getting new carpet in my new house. Need new carpet in the bedrooms.

[lemonmeirngue]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[vee-dmsr]

[davekat-ectobiologist]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 040520027853!

[uoa]

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

[rubensmuse]

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

[ma-works]

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[griffstream]

Cosmic alignment…

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

[phantomcomet]

Au where Anakin keeps shamlessly flirting with Obi-Wan in front of anyone and everyone. It's embrassing as hell and Anakin is getting such a kick out of making Obi-Wan blush and look scandalized. Obi-Wan is experienced but dear force, this is Anakin offering to get on his knees in front of the jedi council. He makes a blowjob gesture in front of the troops, winks and does the come hither motion during a diplomatic meeting, skinny dips during an away mission, and on and on. This is over the top, no holds barred come ons.

Obi-Wan keeps telling himself that Anakin is fucking with him, pushing boundaries, being a little shit. He doesn't really mean it.

Meanwhile Anakin is shooting his shot hard enough to blow his own dick off. He's so serious that the Force is embrassed for him. Yoda facepalms during an meeting, Rex and Cody both try to convince him that his balls to the wall strategy isn't working, Ashoka is going to leave the order to avoid the secondhand embrassment.

Eventually Obi-Wan decides that if Anakin is going to sink this low, he's damn well going to meet him at rock bottom. During a live interview he slaps Anakin on the ass and goes, "good job, General," with a dead eyed stare at the camera. Anakin's expression of honry/scandalized/wtf becomes a meme on the holonet.

After that it's just War. Obi-Wan knows how to shut Anakin down- all he has to do is be more lewd, more scandalous, more over the top. That's easy. Anakin fumbles the first few times, because holy shit, Obi-Wan is flirting back, but he's probably just doing it to get even. So Anakin doubles down.

At no point do these idiots realize the other person A. means it and B. is down bad. This is a competition and they're going to Win.

Anyway it culminates to then flirting in front of Palpatine, who just breaks down and tries to murder them both, and the galaxy is saved through over the top sexual innuendos.

It probably ends with them embrassing themselves in front of the galaxy and making out sloppy style.

[ociels]

children are also not tools for the british royal family to use but that’s a conversation for another day

[amandahelmpoetry]

i am so glad you exist, even if you exist so far away from me