#former yaps

[formerunknownb]

Genuinely almost jumped for joy when I heard that Pearl is gonna be an antagonist in Pantheon SMP

[formerunknownb]

She peekin

[formerunknownb]

I was watching Mumbo's hermitcraft ep from this week, and I can't help but notice something when he's talking to Xisuma

Why is this man perpetually scooting backwards like a cornered animal?? Every time X takes a step forward he takes like 3 steps back

[formerunknownb]

XDDDD I just learned that of all the total damage taken by all of the hermits added up in s10, scar accounts for EIGHTY EIGHT PERCENT OF IT

He had to take about 300-400 thousand damage per day. (on average)

What.

[formerunknownb]

I have a huge Pantheon Pearl theory and I could write an essay on the reasons I have for it

Pantheon SMP spoilers below

I believe that PanPearl is DLPearl back to life

- She was scared of an explosion

- She doesn't trust people

- She doesn't want to let people get socially close to her

- She's bloodthirsty

- The last thing she remembers is being in the woods, and her death was complicated

- She suggested building on the bridge rather than making two houses on either end

[formerunknownb]

She's back.

[Insert superhero music]

[formerunknownb]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE

[formerunknownb]

What will mumbo think when he goes online and sees two cardboard cutouts of him in the mojang offices being auctioned off