May 31, 2022
Not only is this not a fortune, it's ... annoyingly stupid. #FortuneCookieFail #Feh https://www.instagram.com/p/CeNEEAhL-Ot/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Not only is this not a fortune, it's ... annoyingly stupid. #FortuneCookieFail #Feh https://www.instagram.com/p/CeNEEAhL-Ot/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Will what? #fortunecookiefail https://www.instagram.com/p/CJAJSqaDCgE/?igshid=1j177rm2nzw93
Wat? #notafortune #cookiesofinstagram #doover #fortunecookiefail (at Chiang Gourmet Restaurant) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5O6nI9HoiekOe_EZ0-NB3aukz9LjAzaJega5c0/?igshid=1rf41cxssvsva
HoW UnFoRtUnAtE 🐛👱🏻♂️🐛👧🏻🐛👨🏼🦰🐛 #FortuneCookie #FortuneCookieFail #TheWorstDayEver #Misfortune #BadLuck #WeirdScience #ItsAlive #LivingNightmare #YourWorstNightmare #Unfortunately #BodyHorror #ChineseTakeOut #MisfortuneCookies #Surgery #TorturePorn #2000sHorror #AnatomicallyIncorrect #AnatomicallyCorrect #ICanSeeYourFuture #TheFuturesSoBright #TheHumanCentipede #HumanCentipede #Horror #HorrorMovies #TomSix #FirstSequence #Funny #TheFuturesSoBrightIGottaWearShades #HeresToFutureDays #AssToMouth (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxocB0dBrAD/?igshid=4nmcghkprc34
🤨 I think my hospital fortune cookie is trying to make me feel better. 😂 #exhausted #sendhelp #hospitallife #ineedavacay #fortunecookiefail #writersofinstagram
Whoever makes these things must be running out of ideas... or just plain lazy 😶🙃 #chinesefood #fortunecookie #fortunecookiefail #bullshit
AWESOME!!!! i've always wanted some luch! goes with my #covfefe ... #fortunecookiefail
I'm going to whole heartedly disagree. #fortunecookiefail #fortunecookie #notonmywatch