evans
the video of 4 evans (this) gave me a horrible idea
what if we got them (and more evans), and make like, a house of evans (or a kinda sanders side suituation)
there’s the man with too many first names (stephen), he’s college evan. he’s about a year or so into college, and mostly the wisest of all of them. they go to him for advice for some reason and he just sort of accepts it
then there’s the adorable amazing ginger perfect evan (sam). he’s the second youngest but mostly acts just like the first youngest. the only fights he’s ever really been in is arguing if there’s an u in colour
andrew. he’s the evan that honestly tries to be older, even though he’s just the youngest. he really looks up to college evan as a sort of idol/mentor, trying to be like him and impress him at any chance he gets
robert is canadian or something i don’t know
ofc that’s the four forever evans b ut
it doesn’t include the best
T H E evan. (ben platt) if you imagine it like a marvel crossover, ben platt is from the main universe. he’s just evan. the others probably have like nicknames but he’s literally just evan. i can’t describe it really
then taylor, he’s pretty much the most socially anxious of them all, even rivaling evan evan. though, he’s usually fine as long as he can cling onto his boyfriend
speaking of boyfriends, ben 2.0. he’s here because taylor evan, duh. he’s the least socially anxious of everyone, and also dating taylor evan (duh, again). he’s also the most flamboyant and, y’know, just gay of the evans. 100% used to have a crush on connor
none of these are like actually the people, they’re just, evans based of their performance and personality and stuff. like the steven house but for evan hansens. an absolute mess
god this is the longest post i’ve ever made
