"What happened to you? Huh? What happened to you to make you this way?" Hana @ shigaraki in an au where she didn't die
hana walks in on tenko hunched over his laptop, and hauls him up and onto his feet.
"get up, worm, you need exercise."
"hey!" he cries, "i was doing something!"
she peers over at whatever this something was.
"you're watching a security camera feed. why."
"no im not," tenko denies vehemently, "its a new reality show."
"emphasis on reality, huh? now. who are you spyi-"
hana falls silent as she watches what appears to be pro hero best jeanist walking into a launderette and crawling into a washing machine. "tenko what is this..?"
"ive been telling you this whole time, best jeanist has a THING for WASHING MACHINES and im going to prove it."
they watch in a fascinated and yet terrible silence as the machine turns on and the hero tumbles around inside the machine. it takes exactly three minutes before hana breaks.
"what happened to you?" hana shakes her brother by the shoulders. "huh? what happened to you to make you this way?"
"i- wh-what?"
"can't you leave best jeanist to his fetish in peace? god. how am i going to look him in the eye after this? he's my coworker, tenko."
"do you not see there is something up with the guy? what if it's not just a washing machine thing? what if he-"
hana slams a hand over her brother's mouth. "silence! i love you but this is too much. at least have the integrity of spying on him in person."
tenko bites her to get her hand off. "but i need to prove-"
"NO!" hana says, and snatches the laptop off the sofa, sprinting away. "this is unhealthy and detrimental behaviour!"
"best jeanist is dating wash and i need evidence!"
"WHAT?"
