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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Jane Prentiss, Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives), The Beholding (The Magnus Archives) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Angst, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Worms (The Magnus Archives), Overuse of italics, Pre-Relationship, Falling In Love, Attempt at Humor, the Magnus Institute as a ghost exorcism place sure whatever, I'm Bad At Tagging, Yearning, so much yearning, Martin Blackwood Has a Crush on Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, He/Him Pronouns For Nonbinary Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Trans Martin Blackwood, it doesn't come up but it matters to me, The Beholding is like an irritating roommate, okay I've forgotten the rest of the tags you get it Summary:

Jonathan Sims, head of the Paranormal Response Department, is a professional man, who has no crushes on any new employees whatsoever.

Or, well, that's what he continues to emphasise to himself, no matter what the useless entity in his head is trying to tell him.

 (AKA The Beholding needs its pet exorcist happy and is willing to lend a helping hand!)

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH hi guys read my fic it’s not even that long it barely took me long believe me believe the lies. Also the summary is shit because I didn’t know how to describe this thing.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Georgie Barker & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Sasha James, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Gerard Keay, Oliver Banks (The Magnus Archives), Agnes Montague, Jane Prentiss, Georgie Barker, Elias Bouchard (mentioned) Additional Tags: Group Chats, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Chatting & Messaging, No Plot/Plotless, listen it's just plotless fluff, not a little bit of angst in sight, Idiots in Love, because they are idiots, He/Him Pronouns For Nonbinary Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Trans Martin Blackwood, it DOES come up but like only vaguely, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Neurodivergent Martin Blackwood, honestly everyone there is neurodivergent, this DOESN'T come up but it's important to ME, Tim's godawful texting, because of course his messaging would be awful, I am British so you can trust in me, it doesn't matter but just know, just having a great time over here, Rated teen for swearing Summary:

Jon!!! <3 (The boss):

You: Hey Jon! Just wanted to let you know I put your tea in your office!! <3

—

The Full-Timers (Without Jon because he's scary):

You: GUYS GUYS GUYS I MESSED UP

Mocha Goddess: What? What did u do?

The Hot Barista: MARTIN DID U KILL SONEPNE I NEIED TOKNWOE NOW IVE GOT A BT

Mocha Goddess: YOURE NOT SUPPOSD TO TELL HIM

You: WHAT?! No, I haven't killed anyone! You: I sent Jon a '<3'

The Hot Barista: oh The Hot Barista: ok

 (My obligatory coffee shop chatfic AU for @jonmartinweek Day 9: Free//AU Day)

[sillygoofyqueer]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Tim Stoker, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Mr. Spider (The Magnus Archives), Martin Blackwood, (mentioned) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, technically, Fluff and Angst, Evenly distributed, My First Work in This Fandom, Based on a Tumblr Post, specifically art, I don't know how to tag this, Minor Violence, I say minor but Jon does end up in the hospital, This really got away from me, Attempt at Humor, I suppose, oh right, Canon-Typical The Web Content (The Magnus Archives), Pre-Relationship, very slightly hinted at Jmart, not enough time for it though, Jon's going through the horrors, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Needs a Hug, just like in general, and also in this, Hurt Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Are we really surprised? Summary:

Jon is supposed to be going on a blind date. That is not what happens.

(AKA I was possessed after seeing this beautiful art and ended up writing a whole fic about it. So. Yeah.)

Tagging @phthalopathos because it is his art that sent me down this pit, and also @lauroftheuniverse because they expressed interest when I screamed in the tags of the post itself about writing this. So. Yeah enjoy!