im gonna have so much fun with this.
note; 16 is the legal age of consent where I live(you can also get married at that age??)
Thought I'd mention that, given what I'm about to share.
also warning for discussion of dicks ig
“Do you ever wonder why I don’t wear pants?”Legend asked, taking a drink from his cup.
They’re at the ranch, and Legend had made cider—which they didn’t know he could do before—so now they are all drinking.
Even Wind, Hyrule and Four were allowed to drink.
“We always do.”Warriors rolled his eyes.
Legend cracked a smile, eyes shining. “It’s ‘cause I lost my dick to a zipper.”His smile turned into a grin when Four, Twilight and Sky began to laugh.
And, of course, they feel they have the right to join in.
So they did, and Legend knew they would.
“Really? Damn, I only lost my dick because my boyfriend got a bit too excited during a blowjob.”Four started, covering his mouth so he didn’t laugh too loud.
“Ah, dammit, I left mine at home.”Sky shrugged lazily, grinning.
“For me…well, everyone has to make sacrifices in a war-like situation.”Twilight hummed, but quickly broke into laughter upon seeing the confusion on the others’ faces.