#fowlerton

[gregorstoun-girl]

Perry: I-

Sakshi: when it comes to this relationship, there is no 'I', only 'we'

Perry: okay, 'we' are bisexual

Sakshi: damn right we are

[katabasis-anabasis]

Millie: Okay so let's all synchronise our watches

Perry: I don't know how

Sakshi: I don't wear a watch

Flora: Time is a construct

[katabasis-anabasis]

Flora: Sakshi, would you slap Perry for $20

Sakshi: I'd do it for free

Perry: We're dating???

Sakshi: Doesn't mean you're never annoying

Perry:

[katabasis-anabasis]

Alexander: What are some cute names to call your significant other?

Flora: Sugar

Millie: Honey

Perry: Flour

Sakshi: Egg

Sebastian: 230g butter

Millie: Stir

Flora: Pour into pan, preheat to 180 degrees

[katabasis-anabasis]

Sakshi: Perry, why does your coat look like its moving?

Perry, desperately trying to keep three puppies quiet and still: No, no reason, don't worry

[katabasis-anabasis]

Sakshi: FINE DO WHATEVER YOU WANT DAMMIT

Perry, with eyes sparkling and the biggest smile: R-really??

[katabasis-anabasis]

Sakshi: Millie and Flora? I don't see it

Sakshi: Oh god, I see it

Perry:

Sakshi: Perry, I can't stop seeing it!

[katabasis-anabasis]

Perry: Sakshi is just upset because the historically entrenched patriarchy has created a culture of victim shaming that suppresses any power shift in the masculophalic system

Sakshi: Huh?

Perry: I couldn't sleep last night so I watched some documentaries on feminism

Sakshi: I love you