#alexander baird

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Flora: Let's play Two Truths and a Lie. I'll start: my hair is brown, I'm gay and I'm a princess

Alexander: I think you should make it a little more challenging

Seb: Her hair is silver

Alexander: WAIT YOU'RE WHAT

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Alexander: What are some cute names to call your significant other?

Flora: Sugar

Millie: Honey

Perry: Flour

Sakshi: Egg

Sebastian: 230g butter

Millie: Stir

Flora: Pour into pan, preheat to 180 degrees

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Alex: Flora! Get your priorities straight!

Seb: Her priorities are the the straightest thing about her

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Alex: Hey, Flora, who's the king of rock?

Flora: ... Shawn Mendes?

Alex: WHO RAISED YOU

Alex:

Alex: DON'T ANSWER THAT

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Alex: What are you going to bring to Christmas dinner?

Flora: My negative attitude and sparkling personality

Flora: Also my new girlfriend

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Flora: At what point did you accept your life is a rotten piece of garbage and always will be?

Alex: Twenty-two

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The Queen: Alexander, Sebastian, Flora, Amelia

The Queen: Wait, you're not one of mine

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The Queen: When I gave birth to Alexander, it was like an angelic choir was sent down from heaven

The Queen: I found Flora and Sebastian outside a McDonald's at 3am