#fox doherty

[eldritchdemonfox]

Cue a random black-winged angel/demigod crash-landing right in front of Fox, landing on his face.

"FUCK-- oww... that's gonna leave a mark..."

Fox: ....uh

Fox: *quietly* 🎵It’s raining men🎵

[ask-the-scrapper-gang]

Ayyy, everyone, consider this the cube’s thanksgiving post but worse because I can’t draw. So anyway I wanna shout out everyone who has made this year so much more fun and generally people who have given this blog life, and with the gods or other spirits on my side let 2023 be even better than 2022

@theblackcubeofdarkness: do I even need to say anything here, I’ve talked to you and Liam the most and generally I like talking to you, may the new year bring more of the crazed bullshit we know you for

@ask-liam-and-co: as stated in the cube’s part I talk to you the most out of everyone else on this hellsite and I’m atleast 80% sure you were the first to interact with me so that gave me the boost not to abandon this blog, may the new year brings Freedom and Diversity (and more asks)

@katsuko-rp-blog: you helped play a part in my crack shit lore and also responded to me so I gotta shout you out, may the new year bring more opportunity for mischief

@flusenimkopf: the newest to the list of people that I interact with regularly is out of this world… shit joke aside it’s been great talking to ya, may the new year bring new frontiers to explore

@eldritchdemonfox: similarly to fusenimkopf I consider you someone I interact with consistently (mostly because we have a ongoing rp but let’s ignore that part) I want to thank you for bothering to talk to me, may the new year bring much to Fox

@muses-of-chaos: out of everyone on this here list I think I’ve talked to you least (which I hope to rectify) but you still deserve a mention for bothering to talk to me, much like Fox, may the new year bring chaos to those who’ve wronged or annoyed you, I recommend the porn bots 

There are probably more than just the people mentioned but I can’t think of them currently, i’ll add them to the list if I remember them, until then happy new year and back to your regularly scheduled programming



[eldritchdemonfox]

An alien floats through a wall, a dazed look on his face. They seem surprised to find someone, her face lighting up. "Oh! Hello! Do you know where I am?"

He pauses, looking around. "Or why there are so many shooty things..?"

Fox startled, jumping half out of their seat, and slamming their laptop shut. Once they got over their initial shock they calmed down and spoke.

"Sorry bout that. I thought you were someone else....Um, as to where you are, right now you're in my room."

Fox gestured to the messy barracks. Posters and photos covered the walls. There were fairy lights strung around the walls. There were two beds in the room, pushed together and covered in an assortment of blankets, pillows, and plush animals. A cabinet full of weapons was open in the corner. An entertainment center sat on the opposite side of the room, next some dressers with messily folded clothes sticking out of some of the drawers. There were two other doors in the room leading to what appeared to be a kitchen and a bathroom.

"More specifically, you are in my room at Fort Stevenson, on Mars. And the reason why there are so many weapons is because me and my girlfriend both work here. This is a military base, after all...But what about you? Who are you? How did you get here?"

[eldritchdemonfox]

The operator: so fox, how goes the mission to infiltrate shadow mosses? also did you find those guys we sent you is to exfil? what do you mean you don't remember them!?

Fox: Wait, nevermind. I think I remember who you're talking about now...yeah, I think so.

Fox: Anyway, the mission is going pretty well. At least, I think it is. *sounds of eating popcorn*

[eldritchdemonfox]

Jeremy is laying on mike’s lap and mike is playing with his hair

they see fox and their girlfriend walk in

Jeremy: Oh hey fox!

Fox: Hey Jeremy! Oh, and Michael too!

Soren: Hello.

Fox: This lovely lady is Soren, A chuisle mo chroí.

[eldritchdemonfox]

Cue Toby just chilling in midair, flapping his wings occasionally to keep his floating form aloft. He really didn't seem to care about anything other than relaxing right now, but who could blame him?

Fox glanced up at the floating figure before grinning. "Hey man, how's it going?" They waved, showing off a new prosthetic arm.

[eldritchdemonfox]

“So, this is your ‘slice of the multiverse’. I can’t say I’ve ever been out of my own universe…” -Clarky

Oh! You made it! Lemme just...*puts down gun* I was shooting a coworker for science but they’re fine.

Welcome! Oh! Do you wanna meet my pets before I go get the flamethrowers?

[eldritchdemonfox]

For a second the air crackles with static before a portal opens and deposits a beat up looking robot onto the floor in front of Fox

(feel free to ignore me, I can fully understand if your not interested in rping)

Fox looked up from their lunch, setting down their fork with a sigh.

"Just one day of peace, that's all I ask!"

They sighed again, holding up a hand to help the robot out.

"Well, no use complaining now. Need a hand?"