#fractophile

[skyphile]

💖 fr the Fuckhouse go make it happen

@flipturnt

ohhhh my god, how do you expect me to just?? put it all in a tumblr inbox sized form, there’s. too much. too much?

from how my phone buzzes every day at work or while i’m out because you saw the sky and thought of me, or how your hand curls closer against mine while we walk home when i pick you up at work, the ring of your laughter when you can’t hold it back anymore after one last awesomely landed dirty pun by yours truly, how your smile kind of quivers peanuts style if i so much as flex in your vicinity, THE WAY YOU WINK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR after you’re done putting your make up on, the light touches to the back of my neck when we kiss a little longer, how your nose scrunches up and your lashes flutter while you’re asleep and i blow on your bangs just to giggle at your reaction, how you kick your feet on the counter - timing kisses till i gotta flip the pancakes again.

but most of all, you’re most endearing as you move through our home, your very own habitat, the perfect dad, the perfect housemate, the perfect hubby, a goof, a meme, a nerd and a golden boy in every iteration.

there’s a cute fact about you for every single freckle on your skin, and gggod i wanna kiss each of them individually...

(i keep scrolling back up to add more? while we’re on the porch and you leave my arms and the blanket to dance to some rap you made up on the spot like what the fuck. THE LITTLE BUTT WIGGLE YOU DO while you’re getting on your tiptoes to hang a new poster to the wall. THE WHOLE BARISTA VOICE SMOLDER... how you’ll purposefully make your arms jingle more when i’m trying to focus on something nerdy. how you use your heels to click down famous melodies in the pavement when we’re out. how you can giggle mid kisses and still make them the Best Ever.)

@fractophile

you are the fuckening!! cutest gaylord ever!!! everything you say about your family and army of wives is so endearing and full of affection when you’re not predisposed to meme, and i cannot think of a SINGLE person who could handle this as well and as lovingly as you do...

i love it when you slip into welsh when things get fuzzy emotional, i love how gently you cling when we have a moment.

i love everything you’ve done and indulged me in so we got to where we are now. i love you? i love us so much.

@daedalvevo

you are!! so hecking!!! beautiful!! and from day one it’s been wonderful to see you live... you were definitely a cutie as a baby, and now you’re more majestic than ever.

but the way you’ve always interacted with daven, with all the snark and incisive callouts, nuzzling him and clambering up him, just?? all that?? it’s so endearing...

you’re also a WONDERFUL mom and being with you and the kids is a delight. i’m so happy that you got this far??

your hugs are adorable as heck, and so is your flight pattern...

@blindjokes

I WILL NEVER GET OVER!! THE PURRING!

i will never get over every little thing that came to light about your behavior the moment i realized you were my lion... the stretches and the awful ahegao-looking yawning, the way you leave your tongue half out sometimes, how you kiss me all sloppy, THE PURRING, the way you manage to just. fucking rub yourself all over me while we snuggle and it still makes me feel cute about it!!

i love our greetpouncing ritual, i love how much of a nerdlord you are when you’re with stevie, i adore the little noises you make when i Really want to tease you and kiss at just the right spots, i love how i can!! feel your lips shift into a smile when your fingers trace the moonscar...

i love that you gave me the moon and are legit trying to improve your nude game, how you can carry me across the world and then lay me down to rest as light and soft as a feather...

i love your voice? i love your laughter, even when it glitches, Especially when it glitches just a little. i love it when you sing, and when you sigh after a long kissing session, how you hold me close no matter what.

you’re so fucking adorable?? i’m so smitten for you. you could tower miles over me, all teeth and murder, and i’d still find something to coo over you.

@kuttisank

your whole dynamic with sbw??

the little leg twitch when we scratch your favorite spot, how happy you always look at every meal (not Full grin Super obvious happy, but Definitely haru from free! being told he’s gonna be able to swim soon eye twinkling happy), the look on your face when you do work while you’re around, the little licks you give to the babies when they’re being cute to you.

you’re hecking adorable?? best dog...

[skyphile]

six wives and five kids later... sbwriel is ever closer to becoming a pharaoh or a sultan.

[skyphile]

sbw has been walking me around the fuckhouse for the past half hour, showing me all the little niches he’s built for the future baby, and i’m honestly having a really hard time keeping it together.

[skyphile]

NUDES FOR THE FUCKHOUSERS! THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE MEME

flipfuck

I WAS AB OUT TO TEXT TO. ASK… “HONEY, PLEASE SEND ME A JACKET, IT’S COLD OUT HERE” and NOW I!!!

FUCKING NEED. A SHOWER…

i’m DEAD and youre OUT OF THIS WORLD BREATHTAKING an d never mind i’m ccom ing back home to help you with that get the jacket myself.

where the Fuck did you find that many STAMPS.

sbw

I CAN’T TELL IF THIS IS A CALL FOR FIRST AID HELP OR YOU BEING AN ASS (BTW nice ass) ANYMORE!!

I’LL GET THE KIT and think of some lecture for you on the way there.

daedal

DAE, DARLING… I KNOW DAD AND I CAN BE A BIT… CARELESS ABOUT THINGS BY ACCIDENT, BUT… WE CAN MAKE UP FOR IT. PLEASE DON’T…. DON’T TAKE REVENGE…

streeter

UM… did you mean to…. take this in dog form and kind of…. FORGOT TO TURN….

i’m never getting over the cruella de vile thing BUT I’LL DELETE THIS NOW…

dea

AWWW YOU’RE FINALLY TAKING MY POSE SUGGESTIONS. now This is a nude i can really get into.

(don’t you Dare turn that grinder on though, or you’re gonna be eating your own dick in patties for the next three moondays. to the folder it goes…)

warhead

dude, you can tug on it AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, you can shove it through a pasta roller I DON’T CARE.

you’re not!!! fooling anyone and i still win. ;B

deibu

… i’ll submit your request for approval.

sbahjing

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Dani

you know what??? i’m NOT EVEN MAD…. I’M JUST FLOORED WITH HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU LOOK…

[ gore warning for the tricksters tbh… gotta tag to save this later ]

[ophiophagvs-blog]

@fractophile @ aLL that

yes!!! i am very cute! thank you for noticing!!! UwU im sure you are too ;Yc

and i can absolutely sslither ssome chatting time with you into my busssy busy schedule

[ophiophagvs-blog]

#Tag yourself I'm the right hands.

ohhhhh wow, what a LINE.

[skyphile]

Do the URL thing for all the Fuckhousers.

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… ic opinions under the cut

daven

my co-op! love of my life, my darling phoenix…

i could spend days weaving poetics about him (and i have), but it all boils down to…

he’s more wonderful than i could ever give him credit for, and he’s treated me with so much tenderness, care and understanding for the past year and way before that, i feel all my nasty ghosts leave me alone with every day i’m near him.

i can’t begin to describe how much i lucked out by being with him. i’m so proud of him, and i can’t wait to kiss him up soon again. i want to give him every happiness of this world!!

he’s also a huge nerd, a bigger sinner than me, the embodiment of the sun, the only coffee brewer i’ll ever trust and the best movie commentator i know. breathing is easier if my lungs share his air, my skin shares his warmth, my eyes turn to stars by his light. living is easy, with his hand in mine. i love being a pioneer along side of him, in every aspect one can be an explorer of.

i’m so glad that it’s him who’s on this wild journey with me.

daedal

movies and video games can never do justice to how truly beautiful it is to be near someone like her. she’s witty, sassy, funny and always has to have the last word on Everything, and so much like her first dad, it’s so good to see them talk and stuff. she gives amazing hugs…

i’m so proud of her for being a great mom, and for looking after sbw… i’m so glad she’s a bigger family now.

sbw

if i’m the giving tree then he’s the prettiest, most precious bough i nourish. there’s so much i could gush about, looking at all the progress he’s made, and he deserves to give himself all the good things i’ve been nagging him about all this time.

he’s soft and quiet and warm, and i’ll never not want to just hold him up and and make him see how much he’s done… i love him.

grandkids

they’re getting so big!! and i finally get all the daedal mischief rants daven would post forever ago now… but still! there’s nothing quite as amazing as looking after these dweebs… and i might still have a soft spot for the shouty one…

streeter

he’s such a good dog and!! honestly… such a nice company to have around and let work and… him and sbw get into all these wile shenanigans. it’s really cute to see. there’s always gonna be a bunch i don’t know about him, but i cherish the time he’s around. i wish i could give him more but. i hope he knows this is sanctuary if he so wishes.

dea

he was love when i stopped believing i’d ever fall in love again. he was hope and home while i was all alone, and even now that i’m not, my thoughts always wander back to him, and there’s a part of my heart and brain that belongs to him 24/7.

he’s strong, determined, utterly devoted and… he never stops surprising me for the best - and he’s already done… so many surprising good things. he keeps asking me how i love the way i do, but i hope he never stops loving me like HIM.

i’m utterly smitten and melty, and i want to glow on him always, even as reality desintegrates and his job ends.

rose

strilonde genes confirmed for too much for my poor eyes! i wish we could have her over all the time, but every moment i get to know her better is a god sent. she’s incredible. i’m so happy she’s back.

warhead

no. (could be bigger though.)

deibu

nuh-huh.

[skyphile]

???? for fractophile

do you realize how much of a change you’ve made with yourself? do you see how wonderful that is? do you know how proud i am?

are you still in the same mindset about meeting you-know-who? it’s perfectly valid if you are, but would you feel like i was putting pressure on you if i told you you should consider it, as a long term goal?

why do you die so much? why do you feel like you need to hurt all the time to go through each day? do you feel any different every time it happens? do you feel like anything is lost in transition, or is that just me being a worry-wart?

would you want to sleep together one night some time? i do mean together, as in letting me hold you until you sleep and maybe mess with your hair through dreams, but i don’t mean sex or kissing. which proposition would even weird you out the most, haha?

we joke a ton about it, but does it come across that we’re happy with the partners you have?

does this place feel more like home to you again? i’m sorry for the backstep i caused.

have you thought more about giving yourself a new name since we last talked about it?