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[far-from-fran]

when im tired i like to do random ass things and i think i wanna tell you about this water i drink

its stuck in the back of my throat and i dunno why water should tastes differently per brand like

why do yall drink this. this sucks 😭

I do the same thing when I'm tired. 😂

I'm not sure why. I think it has to do with the filtering process. And, some water isn't filtered at all, unless I'm mistaken. Plus, the type of plastic used in each brand's bottles probably adds to the taste. Plus, some brands add extra vitamins and minerals, and I've even seen some with added calcium, IIRC. So, there are probably a lot of reasons why water tastes different between brands. 🤔🤷🏾‍♀️

I hope you get the water unstuck from your throat. Take care. 🩷

[far-from-fran]

What are the examples of your "cringefail x [gender]failure" ships? xD

I'm so glad you asked!!!!!!😁

@kpchrs

Ok! So! I'd probably have to start with Hijack!

Hijack

Hiccup (httyd) x Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians (great movie btw😊)) If we're going by htty1 Hiccup would be the boyfailure, and Jack would be the cringefail. But, if we're talking about httyd2, then Hiccup would be the cringefail and Jack would be the boyfailure. The shit they go through and the way I write them really fits that dynamic.

Ashnifico!

Asha x King Magnifico (Disney's Wish) King Magnifico is kind of like a cringey and underappreciated dad, it's so funny. Like, he's supposed to be this intimidating and evil-as-fuck villain, but he's just so cute. Like, look at him twirl:

"I'm glowing! :D"

This is after he's turned evil too, so. Lol

And, Asha is the girlfailure, because... she's just a mess of a character. 😂 Like, I love her, but she's a mess. All the characters kind of are, but, that's kind of why I love them.❤️

Roceit!!!!! :D

Yeeeeeeeeeesssssss! Ok!

Roman "Creativity" Sanders x Janus "Deceit" Sanders from Sanders Sides:

There's a (too) big section of the fandom that (only) sees Janus as this suave and debonair mystery man, which is definitely what Janus wants to be seen as. But, in reality, he's just a big dork! (affectionate)

Picks him up and hold him under a flashlight Look at him! LOOK AT HIM!

So, Janus is the cringefail.😂

Roman! :D Roman is the boyfailure. My mans is... Not Winning. (Which is partially his own fault) (Who said that!?👀)

He's so good, though! I love him! Like, more Roman being happy, please! Enough with the ANGST! (lighthearted... also kinda serious.😂)

I have a fic for them planned. (When don't I? Lol) Well, it's for all the Sanders sides, but it's going to feature roceit heavily. Which I said I wasn't going to do, because I wanted to feature all the sides equally, but here we are.😂 I hope I can get the first chapter out soon!😁

Hmm. I had another one I wanted to talk about, but I don't remember what it was right now.🤷

Well, anyway, here's some honorable mentions:

Hiccabela

Hiccup (httyd2) x Isabela Madrigal (Encanto)

I think calling Isabela a girlfailure is a bit of a stretch, since her whole thing is being perfect. But, she's a bit of a girlfailure in my eyes, so that's all the counts.😌💅🏾

Quick Hiccabela edit I did:

Bunnydoll

Jax x Ragatha (The Amazing Digital Circus)

I hesitate to call Ragatha a girlfailure, but, eh... she's not exactly Winning. Which isn't entirely her fault. It's, like, 90% Jax's fault.

Jax is definitely a cringefail, though. To me, at least. I guess he would technically need to fail more, but whatever. There's only two episodes out, as of writing this, but I'm pretty sure he's going to be failing a LOT more in the future.😂

Hmm. Maybe, I'll switch the roles? Jax is the boyfailure and Ragatha is the cringefail? Eh, whatever.🤷 It works either way.😂

I JUST REMEMBERED!!! I almost sent it without talking about the Cringfail x Girlfailure ship of all time.😂

GuitarSpear

Adam x Lute (Hazbin Hotel)

Adam is just... the worst, and Lute is a girlfailure, because, like, girl Raise your standardsssssssssss!!!!😭 (affectionate) I can't wait to see more of them in season two.😊

But, yeah.😂 Those are my "cringefail x [gender]failure" ships. Feel free to ask more about these or any of my other ships. I ship a lot of stuff. Oh! There's a crossover ship tournament going on, if you want to vote. No pressure. It's just for fun anyway. I put in a link to the hashtag if you're interested: Crossover ship poll tournament. It's hosted by Rapunzel Crossover Queen. They're great!😊

[far-from-fran]

we've both been talking about william so much lately so im throwing him your way for that ask game

Ol' Willy Afton, eh?😏

How I feel about this character

He's a bastard man, he's my husband, I wish he stayed dead, I'm glad he always comes back, I wanna break him in half like spaghetti, I wanna put him in a box and shake him, I wanna put him in The Jar™, I wanna put him in a terrarium and study him like the virus he is, everyone gets him wrong, everyone gets him right, I loved him in the fnaf movie, I hated him in the fnaf movie, I wanna make him a home cooked meal, I wanna put him in a blender and drink him, I wanna punch him in the ribs, I want to introduce him to Rigby from Regular Show because I know he'd hate Rigby, I wanna watch Jerma videos with him while he groans and bitches about how much of a buffoon Jerma is and why he hates it, I wanna eat him like a feral beast, I want him to kiss me on the top of my head🥺... I wanna peg him, I wanna-

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Clara Afton, Henry, Vanny

Me

My non-romantic OTP for this character

Non-romantic, huh...? 🤔 Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. They'd hate each other, and try to kill each other within 15 minutes of meeting, but I want them to be friends anyway. 🤷🏾‍♀️ (Alastor would taunt William for going after "easy prey", I think, and William would taunt Alastor for being super powerful but still having a leash.)

My unpopular opinion about this character

I actually like that he always comes back; I just think there needs to be more space between his appearances. He shouldn't've been in Security Breach, (hints would've been ok) but I think a game or two after that would've been fine.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

A conversation between him and Micheal. Where they really get to look at each other and talk after all these years. They finally confront everything that's happened. William looks into Micheal's eyes, and sees what could've been. He sees how he should've loved his family instead of chasing highs and becoming drunk with the allure of power and pain. He'll finally see how pitiful he truly his.

Micheal finally gets that closure; finally looks into his father's eyes and doesn't see himself. They may have to do this dance forever, they may not. But at least Micheal can rest knowing that he's not his father.

And, then Micheal punches William in the balls. 😌

Thanks for the ask!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁 @kewpidity

[far-from-fran]

Is a Moodboard of William afton and Elizabeth ok? Nothing explicit just them being cute and wholesome (not canon I know lol) with themes of cuddles, birthday presents and family? (To be transparent i totally do ship them but I’m not asking for anything explicit! I just think it’s fair you know in case it’s against your boundaries :)

Sure thing! That's in my comfort-zone.👍🏾 No worries, I totally don't judge. It's just a "not for me" thing, but I'm totally fine with other people shipping whatever. It's no big.😊 Plus, this sounds like a cute idea anyway.

However, if you want to repost this one, I'd rather you did it without credit. Nothing personal, it's just that people might actually get mad at me over this one, lmao.

I'll @ you as soon as it's done.🩷

@thetenthmusesblog

[far-from-fran]

I'm sorry if this is very random but if I may ask what fandoms are you in?

Hello!

No worries about being random, it's no big deal. 😊

I have a page of my fandoms ✨ Right Here ✨. It's not everything, of course, but it's a list of the major ones.

[far-from-fran]

your trademarks are that youre literally so friendly and chatty (which is great for me, a bitch that is bad at that lol) sandersides, and the villain i Think is from the kratts cartoon in your pfp

Awwwww! Thank you!!!! These are exactly the vibes I want to give off! 😊😊😊😊😊 I try to be friendly, so everyone feels safe and happy, but I'm honestly pretty shy. But, I'm glad I can help! 🩷 I'm totally down to talk wheneve! I'm more active on Discord, though. 😅

Yeah, lmao! I'm the Sanders Sides proshipper. 😈 No, but seriously, I do love Sanders Sides. It's one of my fav shows, and it's very special to me, so I'm glad that I'm kind of known for loving it. 😊 Especially, since, like, five of them are my husband now. (I updated my F/O list, lmao.)

Speaking of my husbands... Zach! Yes, Zach is the main villain from Wild Kratts and my pfp. 😌 Although, I'm thinking I'm changing to a different character. So, I might be known for something else soon, lol.

Thanks so much for the ask! I'm always super happy to know what vibes I give people. 😊 🩷 It's super fun to learn. 😂

@kewpidity

[far-from-fran]

INSERT STUPID THINGS HERE

Hiiiiii! :3

I appreciate the stupid things. 😌

[far-from-fran]

For the Striker moodboard, may I please request heartcore aesthetics and supportive, kind quotes? Ty so much I’m so grateful for your time! :>

Sure thing! I'll @ you when it's done! I hope it will be to your liking. 🩷