we've both been talking about william so much lately so im throwing him your way for that ask game
How I feel about this character
He's a bastard man, he's my husband, I wish he stayed dead, I'm glad he always comes back, I wanna break him in half like spaghetti, I wanna put him in a box and shake him, I wanna put him in The Jar™, I wanna put him in a terrarium and study him like the virus he is, everyone gets him wrong, everyone gets him right, I loved him in the fnaf movie, I hated him in the fnaf movie, I wanna make him a home cooked meal, I wanna put him in a blender and drink him, I wanna punch him in the ribs, I want to introduce him to Rigby from Regular Show because I know he'd hate Rigby, I wanna watch Jerma videos with him while he groans and bitches about how much of a buffoon Jerma is and why he hates it, I wanna eat him like a feral beast, I want him to kiss me on the top of my head🥺... I wanna peg him, I wanna-
All the people I ship romantically with this character
Clara Afton, Henry, Vanny
My non-romantic OTP for this character
Non-romantic, huh...? 🤔 Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. They'd hate each other, and try to kill each other within 15 minutes of meeting, but I want them to be friends anyway. 🤷🏾♀️ (Alastor would taunt William for going after "easy prey", I think, and William would taunt Alastor for being super powerful but still having a leash.)
My unpopular opinion about this character
I actually like that he always comes back; I just think there needs to be more space between his appearances. He shouldn't've been in Security Breach, (hints would've been ok) but I think a game or two after that would've been fine.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
A conversation between him and Micheal. Where they really get to look at each other and talk after all these years. They finally confront everything that's happened. William looks into Micheal's eyes, and sees what could've been. He sees how he should've loved his family instead of chasing highs and becoming drunk with the allure of power and pain. He'll finally see how pitiful he truly his.
Micheal finally gets that closure; finally looks into his father's eyes and doesn't see himself. They may have to do this dance forever, they may not. But at least Micheal can rest knowing that he's not his father.
And, then Micheal punches William in the balls. 😌
Thanks for the ask!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁 @kewpidity
