#francis replies

[milkman-francis]

*Francis could hear something scratching at his door...*

( @dopples-n-doormen )

…Should I be scared?

Mm… The doorman wouldn’t have let in a doppelgänger, right? Right…?

*He warily goes to open the door, ready to slam it shut if he sees anything out of the ordinary.*

[milkman-francis]

Ay Francis... um.. I found this creature?? outside your apartment.

Mm… What is this…?

[milkman-francis]

No I didn't just follow you Mr. Mosses.

ANYWAYS!

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON DOPPELGANGERS?

WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ON YOUR NEIGHBORS?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR JOB?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FAMILY?

WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?

[He's very jittery and excited to speak with a mortal. Also he may have tried coffee for the first time.]

…Why are you back again?!

And with a whole interview, at that…?

Mm… Guess I just have to get used to this on here as well…

1. Mm… Doppelgängers terrify me. I see many during my route, unfortunately, so I’ve gotten very good at looking at people and having a hunch on whether they’re doppelgängers or not. I’d rather not talk with any doppelgängers if I can avoid it.

2. My neighbors are very nice. I don’t particularly talk to very many of them, but I prefer them over doppelgängers.

3. My job? Mm… It’s not too bad, though I wish I could have a job where I didn’t meet doppelgängers so often. Though I don’t envy the doorman, of course.

4. I don’t really… Talk with my family often.

5. Best friend…?

[milkman-francis]

*A bloody disheveled version of Francis appears at the door*

Mmm, so you’re another version of me?

~ 🔪🩸

Francis looks like he’s about to pass out.

“What- who- are you a doppelgänger??”

Wait… He shouldn’t be speaking to this… Person, or alternate version of himself, or whatever he was. He tried to close the door.

[milkman-francis]

mmm... dad, would you like a pie?.. whatever...

Mmm… Thank you, I would like it.

Did your mother bake this?

[milkman-francis]

Hey loser

Mm… I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t call me that.

[milkman-francis]

mmm... dad?..

Mm… Hello, Anastacha.

[milkman-francis]

r u scared of ur simps?

Mmm…

Yes.