#franciskus

[klump-kloss]

So, a job opportunity just opened up.

[official-selphian-newspaper]

Masu Trout Stream Event

Yes, you heard that right, citizens – We promised you events and events you shall get!

This Saturday, we present to you: The Masu Stream. This is, of course, in no way some kind of advertisment, but more of a natural phenomenon we would not want you to miss.

An extraordinary amount of masu trouts has gathered in local waters – but not just in this town of Selphia we all love and adore, but also in other areas, such as Fenith, Trampoli, Kardia, Alvarna, and Sharance, making this a real once-in-a-lifetime event for all of us! 

Masu, our all knowing Goddess of jellyfish, love, and other things such as masu trout apparently, has kindly accepted an interview with our newspaper on this topic. According to her, “the fish yank people from YIRF” , whatever that means. But of course, we don’t ask a Goddess follow-up questions, now do we? She has also informed us that some citizens have a time limit while others will keep appearing throughout the event. We, as mere journalists, do not know what she means by this and therefore cannot tell you, dear citizens, what to expect from this event. We hope that with this information you can prepare yourselves accordingly.

Further information that our Goddess has shared with us in a hard-to-understand fashion include the prediction of Who Will Definitely Be At This Event No Matter What? Since we do not expose our citizens in this newspaper ever, we will not name the people she told us would be there, but instead give you a vague idea of who you can expect at the event and you will just have to guess. We really are in no position to openly tell you by name who will be there.

Firstly, we have an idol, a legend, always a 10/10 unless we were to talk about how much of the Zestellise couple they make up, which is 1/2. Be ready, be excited! Secondly, we have one of the Official Selphian Newspaper’s journalists! Yes, you read that right, one of us, if not all of us, are going to be there! This is neither threat, nor advertisment or promise. We just do not do guarantees here. Someone else you might be able to spot is none other than Someone Who Clearly Has A Least Favorite Space Rock and, spoiler alert, it is not the sun, throwing other, smaller space rocks, since the Earth is still also located in space, at their Least Favorite Space Rock. Safe to approach, but watch out. Last but not least – you, the citizen reading this! We would very much enjoy your company on this special day and we hope to make this a great memory for everyone here in Selphia – and all the other places we do not yet have any influence on, so we really cannot do much about those.

How will you spend the Masu Stream Event? Are you going out with your friends, your family, or a special someone to watch this spectactle? Will you use this opportunity to be the fisherman you have always wanted to be? Or will you just stay in and comfortably look out of your window, which just so happens to offer a perfect view on a local Goddess’ drawings?

[juanitolindo]

Betyg 4 russin. Pryce och Hopkins drabbar samman i Guds egen stad

Två gamla gubbar som gnabbas. Däri ligger dramat. Konflikten och det som driver den här verklighetsbaserade berättelsen. Eller? Jo, visst är kontrasten mellan den nuvarande påven och hans föregångare något som väckt uppmärksamhet och varit tacksamt att diskutera. Vart är den här uråldriga institutionen på väg och vad representerar påve Franciskus, född Jorge Mario Bergoglio i Argentina anno domini 1936?

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New Post has been published on US & International News

New Post has been published on http://www.broadleak.com/pope-visiting-president-obama/

Pope visiting President Obama

Pope Francis to visit US President Barack Obama on 23 September.

According to the White House, the two discuss issues including poverty alleviation, environmental issues and religion. The Pope had a central role in the talks that led to the US and Cuba in December declared that countries planning to resume diplomatic relations.