#frank mail

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to frank

GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY

[* Frank scoffs.]

[* Him? Gay? Yeah right.]

[* ...]

[* STOP THAT!]

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any weird or unusual talents or tricks?

[* Frank says he can bend his fingers backwards.]

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I am the Everclear anon! In honor of your new blog, please take some Everclear.

(you all got one bottle of Everclear each)

[* Everyone gave theirs to Frank!]

[* ...]

[* Perhaps that was an irresponsible decision.]

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Someone just tried to sell me baking soda like it was crack? What?

[* That is the funniest fucking thing they've ever heard.]

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This one goes out to Frank and Henry!! How long have you two been working together? Got any good stories?

[* Henry doesn't remember the day they met at all.]

[* As far back as he can recall, he and Frank have always worked together.]

[* He looks to Frank to see if he has any idea how they met.]

[* Frank doesn't know either.]

[* He says he's always known Henry too.]

[* ...]

[* Frank does have some stories to share, though.]

[* He's only got time for a short one, but be sure to ask again another time.]

[* One time, back when Frank and Henry still got roles, and the two of them were just starting out as detectives, they got horrifically lost on the way to the set.]

[* They didn't find their way back for WEEKS, and by the time Tenna found them again, they'd scrapped the whole film!]

[* Talk about unfortunate.]

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Boom! Frank is now Hearts Boxcars

"... Don't engage with it, Frank."

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*Leans on a wall looking at Frank*

..sup bbg,,,

[* Well, uh... He seems to be getting used to this kind of attention at least.]

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Frank is kinda hot ngl. I would do unspeakable things to that old man.

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[* Frank has no idea what to say about that.]