#henry mail

[the-abandoned-set]

I bet Henry would enjoy knowing that he’s been in my head rent free for the past two-three months…

[* He's taunting you.]

[* Of course you like him. He's always been a ladykiller. And a mankiller. And an enbykiller. Really a charmer.]

[* At least... he assumes that's what you meant by that.]

[the-abandoned-set]

Someone just tried to sell me baking soda like it was crack? What?

[* That is the funniest fucking thing they've ever heard.]

[the-abandoned-set]

This one goes out to Frank and Henry!! How long have you two been working together? Got any good stories?

[* Henry doesn't remember the day they met at all.]

[* As far back as he can recall, he and Frank have always worked together.]

[* He looks to Frank to see if he has any idea how they met.]

[* Frank doesn't know either.]

[* He says he's always known Henry too.]

[* ...]

[* Frank does have some stories to share, though.]

[* He's only got time for a short one, but be sure to ask again another time.]

[* One time, back when Frank and Henry still got roles, and the two of them were just starting out as detectives, they got horrifically lost on the way to the set.]

[* They didn't find their way back for WEEKS, and by the time Tenna found them again, they'd scrapped the whole film!]

[* Talk about unfortunate.]

[the-abandoned-set]

um Henry your ears look very pettable can I pet your ears - ?

ah . wait . did i say that out loud

[* Henry seems to enjoy this.]

[the-abandoned-set]

Why doesn’t Henry wear a hat? Does it get in the way of his ears?

[* Why, because it'd cover up his sick mullet, of course!]

[* ... but in all seriousness, Henry just hates the way he looks in most hats.]