Why was germ warfare so horny with Frank and Hawkeye. Why did they do that.
They need to borrow franks blood, ok cool whatever. Before doing this Hawkeye says “I’m going to make him one of my brides.” Dracula reference cool not weird at all.
Asks Trapper to leave. That is odd. Then after Trappers gone kisses Frank and says you’re the best darling. Hmmm
Convinces Frank to drink a bunch of beer just to help them, they don’t offer anything in return but he agrees. Hawkeye stands two inches away the entire time and watches him drink it. Sir what are you doing.
His eyes are up there doofus. Why are you touching shoulders trap and jones are like three feet away.
And the episode ends with Hawkeye giving him flowers and receiving this look
Like why. Why are you doing this.









