#frankie posts

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astarion being like i stopped fighting centuries ago but also in cazador’s journal caz talks about how astarion always causes him trouble and the other spawn complaining about how troublesome astarion is and how if astarion succeeds a con check in the ritual and isn’t put in the ritual cazador is like EVEN NOW?? YOU’RE RESISTING???? and astarion talking about a few different times he tried fighting back and was brutally punished for it and how it’s implied that he started disassociating when carrying out caz’s orders (gur kiddos) and and and

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So we have a new cat

Her name is Multi(named by my step dad)

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Dating Richie Tozier: Headcanon

By the way, requests are open. On my blog where it says, “what’s up, love?” that’s the ask box, just so you know, lol.

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of course, you're that couple where everyone is wondering how you got together

the smart girl with the trashmouth

but i mean, just because you're smart, doesn't mean you don't have a sense of humour

and fortunately for Richie, yours matched his

so, when he made a joke in science class about it being, "Boron," as in the element. (that's so something I would laugh at)

you cracked up laughing because you're as lame as him

but in a good way

he had turned, looking at you and you gave him a little smirk before looking back at your worksheet

when he asked you out

he would be blushing and just do a nice, "wanna go...ugh, i can't do this."

"come on, Richie."

"what?"

"we're going on that date you want to take me on."

sexual jokes galore once you guys got together

when you are doing tricks on your bike, "damn, can you ride me like that?"

"Richie!"

automatic headslap from Beverly for that one

cuddling would be a must

him with his head in your lap as you’re reading and chomping down on a cookie

getting crumbs in his hair

constantly hearing the phrases

-”that was so hot."

-"i've never been so turned on in my life."

-”is that how you are in bed?"

hitting Henry Bowers whenever he bullied any of the losers

-perfect example, "i've never been so turned on in my life."

him being entertained whenever you got angry at something random, like if you kept tripping over something or you spilled your drink and you started yelling and insulting objects, he would find that highly amusing

we all know, that deep down, Richie is a bit of a bottom

-so, he prefers when you are on top when doing things

-whether it be making out or something further

you being overprotective

definitely going off at his parents if they ever do something to him in front of you

-fixing him up if they ever hurt him

"short ass." "fucking giant."

him always using your head as an armrest

"Richie, if you don't get your fucking arm off my head, I will kick you so hard between the legs, that your wang will be even more non-existent."

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okay motherfuckers FINE ill pull up my sleeves and my pants and make astarion compilation videos. FINE you guys want someone sooooo bad to hyperfixate on this man to sift through thousands of hours of footage to compile a two minute clip, FINE i guess i’ll take one for the team

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its one of my most favorite things but astarion calling mc sweet (derogatory, insulting) -> sweet (genuine, affectionate) is probably. one of my core tenets of what makes me who i am

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new gender unlocked

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i cannot go to the bathroom alone, on account of the Cat that must be up my ass

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idk if im going thru a manic episode or what but like. what if i just ducking get a degree in korean and move to seoul. like what then. huh